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What the fudge did that BOY put in my coffee?!
I sat in a comfortable armchair. My cousin (the only one I really associate myself with) walked into the room carying my favorite little mug (the one that read "SANTA BABY" in bright green letters).
Here's your coffee, Cuzo." He was a bit too happy, and skipped away. I narrowed my eyes in suspision. He SKIPPED for crying out loud. I sipped the drink. I hate coffee. I've always hated coffee(except for the french vanilla kind). It makes me sleepy anyway, but that idiot (my cousin) garanteed that I'd stay awake from his handy dandy recipe. I had lots of studying to do. I drank the cup full of brown liquid, walked into the kitchen and made another pot. I drank that as well. Hehe...the whole thing. Seeing the coffee disappear so quickly, I glared at the mug.
"Denzell!" I yelled at the top of my lungs (thank Bob his mother wasn't home) and the boy came rushing in.
"Oww..you don't hafta scream, Jei."
"Do you have anymore coffee?" my voice was sweet.
He looked throught the cabinets and frowned. "There was just at least enought to make another pot left."
"Oh, I drank it all."
He looked at me like I was the odd one out of the group. "You drank a whole pot of coffee by yourself?"
"Uh yeah." wasn't it obvious?
"Well, that was the last of ours.
I dn't know why, but I was enraged. (and it wasn't even french vanilla!) "WHAT? ARE YOU HINTING THAT YOUR NOT GONG TO GO OUT AND BUY A COUPLE XTRA LARGE CONTAINERS OF THE DILICIOUSLY (yucky) WONDERFUL STUFF?! WELL, I'M GONG TO THE CAFE' WHERE THEY WILL OBEY ME AND SERVE ME COFFE COFFEE COFFE! SO THEE!"
He winced. I left.
I came back in and grabbed something from the table. "I forgot YOUR wallet."
-- Little Black Pearl Cafe' --
Someone ordered a Cappuccino... I snatched it and ran to my usuale table by the window. ( ^^ So cosey)
"What are you doing here, Jaz?" It was my friend Alexis. She worked there. "I thought you didn't like coffee."
"My cousin ran out at his house." I quickly drank the Cappuccno. "It's addictve though." I laughed my evil I-rule-over-CJ-the-bunny-king laugh, jumped on the counter and declared," I LOVE BUNNIES!!!!!!"
I remember jumping behind te countr. "Hello, may I help you? Yes, I'll have 5 Java=mocha, 1 iced-french vanilla, 6 Cappucino's and a Vanilla Iced Float!. Sure! Comming right up!" I grabbed a hand full of coffee beans and swallowed them all. "Hi, my name is Jasmene D. Jei Valentine and I rule you ALL!! BWAHAHAHAHHAHA!"
I bounced up and down a few times, lied down on the counter and fell asleep.
I ended up back at my house this morining. Yeah, that was pretty much what happened yesterday after school. Oh, yeah. I forgot to STUDY!!!!!
:SWEAT: t_t
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