Well, schools out and I bet most people are gonna do something like, "Oh my gosh, I can't believe its really summer!"
Instead, I'm going to type some of my favorite siggies. These all belong to people I have seen on Neopets or Gaia, so I don't know who they are. Yes, but the credit goes to these witty unknown people!
"I want to hold a mirror up to society and get a prize for the world's largest mirror!"
"Let's eat, Grandma! Let's eat Grandma!
Punctuation. It saves lives."
"Reported"
(This one was funny because so many people thought that this girl was actually reporting them.)
"My boyfreind broke my heart. I broke his X-Box. Guess who cried harder."
"I don't discriminate. I hate everyone equally."
"Few women admit their age. Fewer men act it."
"What's another word for 'synonym'?"
"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."
"There's too much blood in my caffine system!"
"If you try to fail, and suceed, what have you done?"
"If the #2 pencil is most popular, why is it still #2?"
"People will believe anything if you whisper it."
"A day without sunshine is like, night."
"Operater! Give me the number for 911!"
"You think words can't hurt? Try getting hit with a dictionary!"
"There are two kinds of people in the world, those that think there are two kinds of people in the world, and those that know better."
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away - and barefoot."
"The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population."
"What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?"
"Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with."
"Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink."
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"
"An onion a day keeps everyone away!"
And finally, my favorite of all siggies....
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor's cute, then toss the fruit!"
Have a good summer!!
Instead, I'm going to type some of my favorite siggies. These all belong to people I have seen on Neopets or Gaia, so I don't know who they are. Yes, but the credit goes to these witty unknown people!
"I want to hold a mirror up to society and get a prize for the world's largest mirror!"
"Let's eat, Grandma! Let's eat Grandma!
Punctuation. It saves lives."
"Reported"
(This one was funny because so many people thought that this girl was actually reporting them.)
"My boyfreind broke my heart. I broke his X-Box. Guess who cried harder."
"I don't discriminate. I hate everyone equally."
"Few women admit their age. Fewer men act it."
"What's another word for 'synonym'?"
"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."
"There's too much blood in my caffine system!"
"If you try to fail, and suceed, what have you done?"
"If the #2 pencil is most popular, why is it still #2?"
"People will believe anything if you whisper it."
"A day without sunshine is like, night."
"Operater! Give me the number for 911!"
"You think words can't hurt? Try getting hit with a dictionary!"
"There are two kinds of people in the world, those that think there are two kinds of people in the world, and those that know better."
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away - and barefoot."
"The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population."
"What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?"
"Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with."
"Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink."
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"
"An onion a day keeps everyone away!"
And finally, my favorite of all siggies....
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor's cute, then toss the fruit!"
Have a good summer!!
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