LOVE IT I SAY!
I was thinking, does Snape EVER get laid?
Really, he must get like ZERO tail.
I'd tap it, pity tap.
it's cool.
And do you have to have a permit to ride a broom? It's like a car right?
I also like how Hagrid gets Harry an owl, ASSUMING he wants one,
I'd be like,
"THANKS MATE! Kinda wanted a Cat but Ohwellzzz"
More importantly, You know who I want to PWN with my ENTIRE body?
Oliver Wood
Yup.
Wanna do him.
He has a SUPERRR hot accent, GADDD,
and he's really hot.
Nice teeth,
OOOERR I want him!
This lay would be an
EPIC WIN!!11
SWOONSWOONSWOON
