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Ew. Don’t touch that!
Oooo don’t touch that you don’t know where its been.
Don’t touch the tape, Don’t touch that dial, a rotten egg! ew Don’t touch that!
Never touch yellow snow, not even with a 10 foot pole.
Never touch food that glows or Dr. dementor Don’t touch that!
Hey! Watch me move with a rabbit on my head, wait that’s not a rabbit. Ew! Don’t touch that!
When you find lumps in your pudding-pop Don’t touch ’em they’re not cool.
Never stick your finger in the ear of that one chick at school.
Don’t touch anything that’s dragged in by the cat.
Maybe we went over that. Ew! Don’t touch that!
Hey man don’t touch no lady!
You can look but you can’t touch me.
Hey! Don’t touch me there!
Like I said you can’t touch me.
Never sit on a wet seat.
Don’t touch anything that’s in the heat.
Hey, get away from the weed-whacker! Don’t touch that!
Never touch a tissue that’s rolled up in a ball.
Never touch the plugs located in the hall.
Welcome to 7/11 don’t touch the slurppie machine.
Hey, I wouldn’t touch that pit-bull that’s foaming at the mouth…… know what I mean?
Never touch the wart on aunt Martha’s chin.
Never touch what’s on you when you sneeze in a wind. Achoooo.
Believe me. Don’t touch the blood of a vampire bat.
Don’t touch that!
Don’t play catch with a skuzz ball.
Don’t play chance with some menthol.
Don’t touch a slugs or a hair ball.
Ew! Don’t touch that!
Hmmmm. I wouldn’t touch it if I could remember what it’s for.
The last guy that touched it ain’t around no more.
You ain’t had enough tequila until you get the worm.
Don’t think the worm is kosher. It’s shmuck! Don’t touch that!
Oh my god that’s kowabunga dude! Don’t touch that!
Go ahead, make my day, touch that.
Uh-oh! Don’t touch that!
Ok we’re ready for take 99 of: Don’t touch that button!
You mean this button here?
Yup, the big red one. Don’t touch that!
What happens if I push this button here?
No. No!! not that button!!! Please!!! Don’t touch that!!!!!!!
*explosion*