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Work
If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do
it?
God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of
things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die.
First rule of acting: Whatever happens, look as if it were
intended.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously
overlooked something.
Of course I don't look busy.....I did it right the first
time!
Nobody notices what I do, until I don't do it.
Hard work spotlights the character of people; some turn up
their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't
turn up at all!
I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss
always finds me and brings me back.
After all is said and done, more is said than done.
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted
paychecks.
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
Inasmuch as the earth is 2/3 water and 1/3 land, it is
clear that our time should be divided. 2/3 fishing and 1/3
work.
Quote from the Boss: I didn't say it was your fault. I
said I was going to blame it on you.
The world is full of willing people -- some willing to
work and some willing to let them. - Robert Frost.
There can't be a crisis today, my schedule is already
full.
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
I don't mind if you sleep in class. Only, please do not
snore. You are disturbing others who are trying to sleep.
- Dr. C. Rao, UW-Whitewater
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
Oh me oh my. A lovely day is dawning. Oh what a joy I
didn't wake up dead. So I can go to school and resume my
yawning. And get my sleeping in class instead of in my
bed.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal
from many is research.
The Romans didn't find algebra very challenging, because X
was always 10.
No matter how many years pass teachers will always use the
word obviously, without ever knowing what it means.
A morning without coffee is like something without
something else.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in
mind to blame.
Sorry - yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.
It's a biiiig mistake to allow any mechanical object to
realize that you are in a hurry.
Sorry I'm late, I'll leave early to make up for it.
There ought to be a better way to start the day than by
getting up in the morning.
Two kinds of people: Those who finish what they start
and...
Work fascinates me, I can look at it for hours!
"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your
sources." --Albert Einstein
"If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be
called research, would it?"
- Albert Einstein
If A equals success, then the formula is _A = X + Y + Z_.
X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut. --
Albert Einstein





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