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Favorite Film Quotes
1) "All I have in this world is my word, and my balls, and I dont break em for no one." (Scarface,1983)
2) "In this country you don't add inches to your d**k." (The Departed,2006)
3) "Say hello to my little friend!" (Scarface,1983)
4) "Every dog has its day." (Scarface,1983)
5) "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse." (The Godfather,1972)
6) "May the Force be with you." (Star Wars,1977)
7) "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti." (Silence Of The Lambs,1991)
cool "Bond. James Bond." (Dr.No,1962)
9) "I'll be back." (The Terminator,1984)
10) "It's alive! It's alive!" (Frankenstein,1931)
11) "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."(The Godfather razz art II,1974)
12) "Here's Johnny!" (The Shining,1980)
13) "Hasta la vista, baby." (Terminator 2: Judgment Day,1991)
14) "Yo, Adrian!" (Rocky,1976)
15) "Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast." (King Kong,1933)
16) "I give you KONG!!! The Eight Wonder Of The World!!!" (King Kong,2005)
17) "A martini. Shaken, not stirred." (Goldfinger,1964)
1 cool "I'm king of the world!" (Titanic,1997)
19) "Teen #2: Is that a ******** Bible? Jay: Hey hey, the HOLY ******** Bible, son." (Clerks II,2006)
20) "Jay: [dancing to "Goodbye, Horses"] Would you ******** me?... I'd ******** me... I'd ******** me hard..." (Clerks II,2006)
21) "Frank Costello: Who let this IRA ******** in my bar?
[the man looks startled] Frank Costello: [laughs] Only kidding. How's your mother? Man in Costello's Bar: Oh... I'm afraid she's on her way out. Frank Costello: [walks away] We all are. Act accordingly. [smiles and his straightens tie]" (The Departed,2006)
22) "Frank Costello: Have a seat, Bill.
[Costigan sits down at Costello's dinner table]
Frank Costello: [while eating crab] Do you know John Lennon?
Billy Costigan: Yeah, sure, he was the president before Lincoln.
Frank Costello: Lennon said, "I'm an artist. You give me a ******** tuba, I'll get you something out of it."
Billy Costigan: [sarcastically] Well I tell you Mr. Costello, I'd like to squeeze some ******** money out of it.
Frank Costello: Smart mouth. Too bad. If you'll indulge me...
[sees Gwen leaving]
Frank Costello: Now what?
Gwen: Choir practice.
Frank Costello: [annoyed] Choir practice.
[Costello pulls out a severed human hand]
Frank Costello: The point I'm making with John Lennon is - a man could look at anything, and make something out of it. For instance, I look at you and I think "what could I use you for?" (The Departed,2006)
23) "Frank Costello: Arm.
Billy Costigan: Arm? What ********' arm?
Mr. French: [French pulls Costigan to a pool table] Show me your arm. Flip it. mmhmmm, mmhmmm...
[French slams Costigan's arm on the table until the cast breaks, while Costigan screams in pain]
Frank Costello: It makes me curious to see you in this neighborhood. And if I can slander my own environment, it makes me sad. This, uh, regression. Plus, I don't know if it's beyond some ******** cop p***k like Queenan to pull you out of the Staties and send you gift-wrapped to me. I just can't know. I wonder what they do in that particular department, anyway.
[Costello slams on Costigan's broken arm with Costigan's boot]
Frank Costello: [yelling] Are you still a cop?
Billy Costigan: [in severe pain] No!
[Costello whacks his arm again]
Frank Costello: [yelling] Swear on your mother's grave you're still not a cop?
Billy Costigan: [painfully] I'm not a ******** cop!
[Costello whacks his arm again, this time re-breaking it]
Frank Costello: [yelling] Are you going to stop doing coke deals with your jerk-off ******** cousin?
Billy Costigan: [weakly] Yes, yes, yes!
Frank Costello: Alright, alright. You're okay, you'll be alright. Get your hand taken care of.
[Costello throws down some money]
Frank Costello: I'm sorry, but it was necessary. As for our problem with Providence - let's not cry over some spilled guineas." (The Departed,2006)
24) "Mr. White: Hardy ********' har." (Reservoir Dogs,1992)
25) "Frank Costello: Good day, father.
Older Priest: Good day, Francis.
Frank Costello: You recall our chat? Little boys. Sucking on their peckers, etc... and so forth. I am as God made me. Is that your rationale? May I remind you - in this archdiocese, God don't run the bingo.
Young Priest: May I remind you - that pride comes before the fall.
Frank Costello: How's Sister Mary Teresa doing? Had a tasty relationship before she took her vows.
[Costello hands the priests a nude drawing of the nun]
Frank Costello: Enjoy your clams, cocksuckers." (The Departed,2006)
26) "[upon learning the Police have found Delahunt's body and that he was a cop]
Fitzy: I don't believe it.
Mr. French: What can't you believe?
Fitzy: I spent all ******** night dragging the poor b*****d in there. Tell me how they find him so fast? Somebody walking a ******** dog ? What ******** size a dog is that? Has to be a big ******** dog, man. I spent all night doing it man.
[pause, Frank stares at him]
Fitzy: I'm embarrassed. I still don't believe he was a cop, I don't believe it.
Frank Costello: The COPS... are saying he's a cop... so I won't look for the cop. Are you soft, Fitz? When I tell you... to dump a body in the marsh, you dump him *IN* the marsh. Not where some guy from John Hancock goes every Thursday, TO GET A ******** b*****b!
[Fitzy laughs, Frank hits him with his cap]
Frank Costello: Don't laugh! This ain't Reality TV!" (The Departed,2006)
27) "When you get the money, you get the power when you get the power you get the women." (Scarface,1983)
2 cool "I've had it with all theese ******** snakes on this ******** plane."(Snakes On A Plane,2006)
29) "Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first? You know, top and tails... whore's bath? Personally, before I'm on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a 'how's your father'!" (Austin Powers:International Man Of Mystery,1997)
30) "Scott Evil: It's no hassle...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: But...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: I'm...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: All I'm say...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: There gonna get a...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: I'm...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: I'm just...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: Would...
Dr. Evil: Sh!... Knock-knock.
Scott Evil: Who's there?
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: But...
Dr. Evil: Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it." (Austin Powers:International Man Of Mystery,1997)
31) "Vanessa Kensington: Mr. Powers, I would never have sex with you, ever! If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having sex, simply for procreation, I still would not have sex with you.
Austin Powers: What's your point, Vanessa?" (Austin Powers:International Man Of Mystery,1997)
32) "I'm gonna get you Austin Powers! It's fricken freezing in here Mr. Bigglesworth." (Austin Powers:International Man Of Mystery,1997)
33) "Quartermaster Clerk: One Swedish-made p***s enlarger.
Austin Powers: [to Vanessa] That's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made p***s enlarger signed by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish-made p***s enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Quartermaster Clerk: One book, "Swedish-made p***s Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Austin Powers." (Austin Powers:International Man Of Mystery,1997)
34) "Dr. Evil: Gentlemen, I have a plan. It's called blackmail. The Royal Family of Britain are the wealthiest landowners in the world. Either the Royal Family pays us an exorbitant amount of money, or we make it seen that Prince Charles has had an affair outside of marriage and therefore would have to divorce!
Number Two: Prince Charles *did* have an affair. He admitted it, and they are now divorced.
Dr. Evil: Right, people you have to tell me these things, okay? I've been frozen for thirty years, okay? Throw me a frickin' bone here! I'm the boss! Need the info.
[pause]
Dr. Evil: Okay no problem. Here's my second plan. Back in the 60's, I had a weather changing machine that was, in essence, a sophisticated heat beam which we called a "laser." Using these "lasers," we punch a hole in the protective layer around the Earth, which we scientists call the "Ozone Layer." Slowly but surely, ultraviolet rays would pour in, increasing the risk of skin cancer. That is unless the world pays us a hefty ransom.
Number Two: [pause] That also already has happened.
Dr. Evil: s**t. Oh hell, let's just do what we always do. Hijack some nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage. Yeah? Good! Gentlemen, it has come to my attention that a breakaway Russian Republic called Kreplachistan will be transferring a nuclear warhead to the United Nations in a few days. Here's the plan. We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
Number Two: Don't you think we should ask for *more* than a million dollars? A million dollars isn't exactly a lot of money these days. Virtucon alone makes over 9 billion dollars a year!
Dr. Evil: Really? That's a lot of money.
[pause]
Dr. Evil: Okay then, we hold the world ransom for...
Dr. Evil: One... Hundred... BILLION DOLLARS!" (Austin Powers:International Man Of Mystery,1997)
35) "Allow myself to introduce... myself!" (Austin Powers:International Man Of Mystery,1997)
36) "Do I make you horny? Randy? Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I?" (Austin Powers:International Man Of Mystery,1997)
37) "Casino Dealer: 17.
Number Two: Hit me.
Casino Dealer: You have 17, sir.
Number Two: I like to live dangerously.
Casino Dealer: [Hit for four] :21. Very good, sir.
[to Austin]
Casino Dealer: :5.
Austin Powers: I'll stay.
Casino Dealer: I suggest you hit, sir.
Austin Powers: I also like to live dangerously.
Casino Dealer: 20 beat your 5 sir. I'm sorry, sir.
Austin Powers: Well I must admit, cards aren't my bag, baby." (Austin Powers:International Man Of Mystery,1997)
3 cool "Scott: [both are the Jerry Springer show] How could you do this to me? On national television!
Dr. Evil: Well throw me a freakin' bone here, Scott.
Scott: Why did you run out on me?
Dr. Evil: Because you're not quite evil enough.
[audience boos]
Dr. Evil: Well it's true! It's true! You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough." (Austin Powers:International Man Of Mystery,1997)
39) "If he dies,he dies." (Rocky IV,1985)
40) "I must break you." (Rocky IV,1985)
41) "[after being shot]
Mask: Hold me closer, Ed, it's getting dark. Tell Auntie Em to let Old Yeller out,
[cough cough]
Mask: tell Tiny Tim I won't be coming home this Christmas, tell Scarlett I do give a damn...
[he dies, the Peanut Gallery appears and applauds while The Mask is handed an acting award]
Mask: Thank you, you love me, you really love me!" (The Mask,1994)
42) [standing in front of a mirror, in the process of going out to a club] "It's party time. P, A, R, T. Why? Because I gotta!" (The Mak,1994)
43) "Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: Ipkiss! Police! Freeze!
[the Mask freezes in mid-air]
Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: Put your hands up.
The Mask: [his teeth are frozen together] But you told me to freeze!
Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: All right, all right. Un-freeze.
[the Mask un-freezes and falls to the ground]
Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: You’re under arrest.
[pulls out his cuffs]
The Mask: No! It wasn't me! It was the One-Armed Man!
[regular voice]
The Mask: All right, I confess! I did it, ya hear? And I'm glad! GLAD, I TELL YA!
[gets down on his knees and puts his hands up together]
The Mask: What are they gonna do to me, Sarg.? WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO?
Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: [puts the cuffs on The Mask's wrists] Sorry, son. That's not my department. Search him.
The Mask: [the cops bring The Mask to his feet] Ow! Where's a cam-corder when you need one?
[snorts in laughter]" (The Mask,1994)
44) "SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN'!" (The Mask,1994)
45) "Doyle: [going through Mask's pocket] Picture of Kellaway's wife.
Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: What?
Mask: Uh-oh.
Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: Margaret! You son-of-a-b***h!
Mask: Geez I thought you would have a sense of humor. After all - you married her!" (The Mask,1994)
46) "Bobby: Uh, are you on the list?
The Mask: Noooo. But I believe my friends are. Perhaps you know them.
[He takes fistfuls of high denomination cash out of his pocket]
The Mask: Franklin, Grant, and... Jackson?" (The Mask,1994)
47) "[the mask pulls out his guns]
The Mask: [in Clint Eastwood voice] You gotta ask yourself one question. "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya? Punks!" (The Mask,1994)
4 cool