One day, a rebel orphan named Varvara (a.k.a. Varvara the Screwed) decided to try to eat a dismembered body's limbs. Where would she find this body, you ask? She already knew a place that was called "The Place Where Cannibalistic People Go To Eat A Dismembered Body's Limbs." So that is where she went.
As she approached the owner of "The Place Where Cannibalistic People Go To Eat A Dismembered Body's Limbs," who was standing outside the entrance, he stopped her to ask for her I.D. When she replied saying, "I don't have one," the owner then asked her to prove her cannibalistic ways. So she agreed and asked for a live body. The owner went inside the place, and when he came back, he showed an infant to Varvara.
As Varvara chewed through the soft, chewy skin, the baby screamed an cried as blood came rushing through every bite mark. Then God came down and simply asked her what Hell she was doing. She laughed and replied, "We're all going to Hell someday, so why not?"
God pondered for a moment and then replied, "You we're meant for me. Perhaps as a punishment." wink
As she approached the owner of "The Place Where Cannibalistic People Go To Eat A Dismembered Body's Limbs," who was standing outside the entrance, he stopped her to ask for her I.D. When she replied saying, "I don't have one," the owner then asked her to prove her cannibalistic ways. So she agreed and asked for a live body. The owner went inside the place, and when he came back, he showed an infant to Varvara.
As Varvara chewed through the soft, chewy skin, the baby screamed an cried as blood came rushing through every bite mark. Then God came down and simply asked her what Hell she was doing. She laughed and replied, "We're all going to Hell someday, so why not?"
God pondered for a moment and then replied, "You we're meant for me. Perhaps as a punishment." wink
