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Dearly Departed and Farewell So sad. . .I'm leaving for the whole week to go to camp!!! So, I've got to entertain you all while I'm gone. I also want to look forward to something when I get back! So, I'm proposing a "game". I've noticed that my number of journal comments has decreased HUGELY! I want to bring it back up, so I want at least 20 comments when I get back! Yes 20!!!! It is possible! Comment five times if you have to, I don't care! But there are standards for the comments. They must contain at least one of the following: -A weird/funny phrase -A dream avie -Something that will make me laugh -A creative smiley pattern and a description of the pattern -A quote from a song/book/movie/person -Your opinion on what makes a good song good -Your favorite food color, favorite annoying thing to do to someone else, AND your favorite catch phrase You can only post something following that criteria!!! Please have fun with this!! I will award points based on creativity, laughability, weirdability, and fun! The person with the most points will get a gift valued at 1,000 G. If you don't get it within 3 days of my return, I will buy two gifts, and so forth! Mean/boring/stupid comments will be deleted!!!!! Yesh, you'd better comment! If I come back and see ZERO comments, I will slaughter you!!! All of you!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See ya~

Posted by: redpandy Sun Jun 15, 2008 @ 09:58pm

Colors of the Wind: A Disney RP Guild
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Commented on: Mon Jun 16, 2008 @ 03:30am


	Remember when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b**-slap the mother-f*er upside the head.

Commented on: Mon Jun 16, 2008 @ 03:32am


	Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

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Commented on: Mon Jun 16, 2008 @ 03:34am


	Kids in the backseat cause accidents Accidents in the backseat cause Kids

Commented on: Mon Jun 16, 2008 @ 03:36am


	"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'd**k', and 'Colon'." - Chris Rock

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Commented on: Mon Jun 16, 2008 @ 03:38am


	Well you see, Norm, it's like this...A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers. - Cliff Claven from Cheers

Commented on: Mon Jun 16, 2008 @ 03:42am


	THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE-"If you're going to kill each other do it outside-I just finished cleaning." My mother taught me RELIGION-"You better pray that will come out of the carpet." My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL-"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to kick you into the middle of next week." My mother taught me LOGIC-"Because I said so, that's why." My mother taught me FORESIGHT-"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case your in an accident." My mother taught me IRONY-"Keep laughing and I'll give you something to cry about." My mother taught me OSMOSIS-"Shut your mouth and eat your supper." My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM-"Will you look at the dirt on the back on your neck!" My mother taught me STAMINA-"You'll sit there till all that spinach is finished." My mother taught me about WEATHER-"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room." My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS-"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming towards you; would you then listen." My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY-"If I've told you once I've told you a million times-Don't Exaggerate!!!" My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE-" I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION-"Stop acting like your father." *My mother taught me about ENVY-"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." THANKS, MUM!

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Commented on: Mon Jun 16, 2008 @ 03:43am


	Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Commented on: Mon Jun 16, 2008 @ 03:44am


	Everyone says nothing's impossible, but I do nothing every day.

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Commented on: Mon Jun 16, 2008 @ 03:54am


	i'm one of those people that laughs at a joke 3 TIMES: >>ONCE when it's told to me >>ONCE when it's explained to me and >>ONCE 5 minutes later when i finally understand it

Commented on: Mon Jun 16, 2008 @ 03:59am


	George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up. Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence and caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

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Commented on: Mon Jun 16, 2008 @ 04:00am


	Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Commented on: Mon Jun 16, 2008 @ 04:05am


	When the americans went to space they quickly found out that ball point pens wouldn't work in zero G's so NASA spent a decade and 12 billion dollars developing a pen that could write in zero G's, upside down, underwater on almost any surface including glass and in temperatures ranging from below freezing and to 300 degrees F THE RUSSIANS USED A PENCIL

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Commented on: Mon Jun 16, 2008 @ 04:10am


	Never play leap frog with a unicorn

Commented on: Mon Jun 16, 2008 @ 04:12am


	Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!

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Commented on: Mon Jun 16, 2008 @ 04:13am


	I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest... Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. - Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)

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	Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny. - Jack Handey

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Commented on: Mon Jun 16, 2008 @ 04:16am


	Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

Commented on: Mon Jun 16, 2008 @ 04:17am


	A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

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Commented on: Mon Jun 16, 2008 @ 04:18am


	The way to a man's heart isn't through his stomach... it's a little further south.

Commented on: Mon Jun 16, 2008 @ 04:22am


	"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?!" inquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

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Commented on: Mon Jun 16, 2008 @ 04:44am


	Addie, X still lives within you. We need to channel the spirit. "X,....look down..."

Commented on: Tue Jun 24, 2008 @ 04:42am


	DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u better not delete this comment... it's a symbol: (Patriotic music)THAT THE FIVE SIDED TRIANGLE WILL ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER

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