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Messed up Cat on Crack

By: Sharon + Alex
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The kitty went to the Stripper Club and got horney because he was a pansy and it was too extrem for his pretty small p***s so he went to the whore room and he said "I hate having a small p***s. I want to go into a womne's bathroom and become a state of candycanes and be licked on every inch of my body" so he went to a large tree and kicked and threw his acorns filled with sperm and he said "I hate having people tease me about my small p***s." So he went to the jail cell and started to get screwed by his p***s.

The End x3


The Prince and The Gorilla
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By Sharon + Alex

There once was a horney prince. He went to his royal friend's bathroom and started to materbate on the back of his royal friend's drawer and found a big card that said "This is a big, huge, giant, mega, ultra, super duper, shiny pass to go to the best sexiest man boob you'll explode just be the most uber sexy man beast you'll eat anything that is edible and squishy." So he desided to go ******** his pet gorilla.