Stories!!
Ok, i wrote this story one day in math class when i didnt feel like paying attention while working on my homework. The question was:n a graph will the equations y=350X1.7x and y=5X2.2x ever meet?
And here is my answer::
No they won't because they don't like each other because y=5X2.2x had an affair with y=350X1.7x's wife. And he killed his parents, then ate his potatoes. Then when he was done with his pootatoes, he ripped his heart out and ate it for dessert. Then he took his dead corpse and lit it on fire and watched it burn!!and while doing so he laughed loudly while saying "HAHA I ATE YOUR POTATOES NOW BURN IN HELL!!" And then a bunny came and shot him in the face. Then the bunny went back to his family and ate his carrots and potatoes. Then y=5X2.2x came back to life and seeked revenge on the rabbit. So he picked up a stick and started his hunt. On the way he found a raccoon. And for some reason the raccoon had a gun. So y=5X2.2x started running away. And then he tripped and fell on his face. Then the raccoon can and shot him. But then he's like " you no kill me, im already dead" So the disappointed raccoon ran away. While y=5X2.2x was looking for the bunny, the bunny was in his secret lair working on finding the place where he killed y=5X2.2x with a super kool telescope. But, when he found it, he wasn't there. This worried the bunny. So he grabbed his jetpack and flew out of his burrow. y=5X2.2x heard the roar from the jetpack and followed it. It turns out that y=5X2.2x had stumbled into the racoon city, and was surrounded by other zombies. But the bunny wasn't there. So he continued on, following the roar of the jetpack. The bunny was heading over the ocean the ocean and his battery died. And the bunny couldnt swim. Thank god he had hes inflateable raft. The zombie now was in eastern Virginia. He had been traveling from Nebraska. He came to the ocean and jumped in. The bunny was paddleing his raft and was getting really tired so he took a nap. Why not, he thought, i'm really far away from him. But y=5X2.2x had taken a boat and was riding on it, But then, a shark came. The shark had started circling him and y=5X2.2x didn't mind, he was pretty muich immortal. In the boat, the zombie had found a shotgun. He took the shotgun and shot the shark in the face. Then he went on with his bunny hunting. y=5X2.2x saw something in the distance. It looked like a raft of some sort. So he lead the boat that was to find a little white harmless bunny all curled up in the corner. The zombie was sort of pissed now. In his mind, he's saying I came all this way to find this??The zombie had no heart, so he got the shotgun in position to shoot the bunny. But then the bunny woke up and saw y=5X2.2x standing over him. The bunny was trapped, so his last resort since he didnt have any weapons was to crawl up the leg of his pants. When he did so, y=5X2.2x shot himself in the foot. Then fell in the water and drowned never to come back again. The bunny however jumped back on his boat and did a funkylicious victory dance. Now you can see that these two equations will never meet because they both died. THE END
Yay!
Another story!
This is a sequal to the bunny and the equation story up there^
ok, ready to get this party started?
cuz here we go.
After the bunny killed y=5X2.2x, he rowed himself back to land and went back to his family. But the raccoon from before heard from, his little forest friends that y=5X2.2x was killed by the bunny. This drived the raccoon mad, and now he wanted to kill the bunny. The bunny had finally gotten to his home, and when he got there, he found his wife lying dead on the floor, beside her was potatoes smashed all over the floor. He ran to her and yelled, "damn you for ruining these perfect potatoes!!;oh, and killing my wife.." Now the bunny wanted revenge on whoever ruined the perfect side dish. He went to his lair to begin hunt. He started by looking at the evidence. He looked and looked for hours, but didnt find anything. Then, he found DNA!! He ran to his lab and did tons and tons of tests on it. Then he discovered it was the raccoon. He ran to the kitchen, grabbed a knife, then to the door and grabbed his jetpack. (yay jetpack=))) He went flying throught the forest, asking every little creature in sight if they had seen the raccoon. They all said that he had disappeared the day before. The bunny was furious now, he went back to his lab and used his advanced technology to search for the raccoon.(dont ask me how the bunny got his lab, and all the stuff in it.) and used his sercret cameras to spy on it. He watched the cameras for hours on end until he finally found the raccon!! He was in a different forest plotting his next attack on the bunny. But there was something unique about this forest, it was full of raccoons!!How will the bunny get into the raccoon infested forest?stay tuned~~
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AND NOW BACK TO.....THE SEQUAL:the bunny and the raccoon.
The bunny went into a costume shop in the forest(dont ask) and asked for a raccoon costume. They didnt have one [ohh darnn] So he had to build a wooden badger and offer it to them in order to get inside. After he built it, he had to lugg it all the way to the village of the raccoons. He knocked, climbed inside, and felt it start so move. When he realized that they were beginning to open it, he climbed out the back as fast as he could. He went to the place where he saw the raccoon before, and found him asleep. The bunny was amazed by this, it was too simple to find him there, asleep..it had to be a decoy. And right when the bunny thought this, the raccoon flung down on him from above, knocking the bunny to the floor.The raccoon was part of the raccoon spy agency.(RSA for short) and had a gun and some ninja gear.(yay nunchucks=)))) Finally the raccoon had the bunny pinned to the floor and pointed the gun at his forehead. At that moment, the bunny grabbed his knife and put it to the raccoons throat. The bunny pressed harder and harder with his knife, as the raccoon slowly pressed on the trigger. Then Mrs.Raccon walked in to see the bunny and the raccoon fighting. "Dinners ready, we're having potatoes." And at that, the bunny flung the raccoon off of him and went into the kitchen for some fresh tators. The raccoon followed. "Why were you 2 fighting?"Mrs.Raccoon asked. The bunny went first. "He killed my wife and ruined her perfectly prepared potatoes." answered the bunny. "He killed y=5X2.2x, that was the mission i was on when i was in his village, killing equations is for the RSA, and the RSA only." explained the raccoon. "Why do you raccoons hate equations so much?" asked the bunny. "They make us think, which gives our tiny brains migrains." said the raccoon. "well..i only killed him because he tortured and killed another equation." said the bunny. "Thats no excuse for murder!" exclaimed the raccoon. "Well, he tried to kill me as well, it was all in self defense." said the bunny. "Well, you seem like a pretty good guy, and a good fighter...As leader of the RSA, I proclaim you, Mr.Bunny Rabbit, into our organization." Proclaimed the raccoon. "Id be honored to join, thank you." thanked Rabbit. Then, at that very moment, the raccoons's official equation alert went off. "Trouble," said raccoon. Then at that moment, y=5X2.2x barged into the room. Right before he was 2 steps into the room, raccoon ran up to him with a super kool, high tech axe and chopped his head off. "Well, that wasnt scary at all.." said Bunny sarcastically. "If youd have let me do that in the first place, we coulda saved time and not have made the super awesome snuggles write the 1st story," said raccoon with a smile. "Now that your officially our organization, Ill get you all of your necessary gear." Said the raccoon as he walked out of the room. When he returned, he handed the bunny a gun, a high tech axe, nunchucks(yay nunchucks!!=D) abd other ninja/spy items. "These are some pretty impressive items," said Bunny, while swinging around the nunchucks, and accidently knocking over a vase. "Your know, i invent myself, i have a lab back in my forest, ive invented some really cool things, like a jetpack/raft." bragged Bunny. "Thats very nice, but we have tons of equipment, and we dont need your help to get anymore," said Raccoon, uninterested. Then, all of a sudden, out of no where, the village was bombed!!There were raccoons everywhere, and the once beautiful village of raccoons now looked like a warzone. "Quick, run to the underground shelter!" yelled Raccoon. They ran to the stairs, swung open the door to the basement, and ran down. Once at the bottom, all 3 of them sat there with their heads covered. They waited for what seemed as forever until they were sure that the bombs had stopped coming. When they realized that there was going to be no end to the bombs, Raccoon ran up to see what was up. He ran up the stairs and looked out a window to see a mass invasion of equations! "Why arent the alarms going off?!?!?!" yelled Raccoon. But then, he ran to his bomb closet(why does a raccoon have a bomb closet in his house, i have no clue..) and grabbed a load full of gernades. He ran outside his house and started bombing the equations back. They were really easy to kill..theyre main weakness was fire. Once they were all dead, he went down to the basment and got Mrs.Raccoon, and Bunny out. From that day forward, Raccoon was considered a honored hero in his village for defeating the wretched equations.
THE END...or is it?
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