One day in class me and Simon were sitting down waiting for the bell to ring when a friend of Simon comes in. She busted out a Coke and said "I already had one does anyone want this" Okay what you need to know about me is i really like Coca Cola...a lot. So when she said this me and Simon looked at each other and we started running. We were jumping over desk, going under them, just to get the stupid Coke. The girl is tripped out when we finally get there. We both grab it at the same time. We are bumping each other just get it. Eventually Simon puts the Coke in a Headlock. So my hands are still on it and Simon's head is right in front of me. So what do i do? BAAANNNG!!!! I Headbunted him, he let go, and collapsed. I opend the bottle and drank some. "Ahhh!, Alright Simon you can have some i'll share it with you" Simon slowly gets up with an awkward face and slowly takes the coke. "Wow.... I ....am seeing...Stars right now man!!!" I just laugh.
The moral of this story: Never fight me for a coke. My head is a plate i believe.
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