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Jeff's estimates were spot on, the enemy forces numbered somewhere in the mid sixties and was forming ranks in a narrow pass of the valley when Ness reached them. He opened with a blast of Rockin' and then fell upon them with full furry, clearing them here and there like a titan in the midst of some ancient battle. Paula arrived on the scene and let fly with controlled blasts of fiery fury like an angry war Goddess, and Jeff pummeled them with super accelerated ball bearings like, well like an angry nerd with a rail gun.

-EarthBound 199X, by J. Christopher Claybrooks of FanFiction.net