Annoying Ways to Order a Pizza
-If using a touch-tone phone, press random numbers while ordering. Tell the person taking the order, "would you please stop doing that...?"
-Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
-Ask what the order taker is wearing.
-Order 52 pepperoni slices arranged in a fractal pattern following from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they're getting all of this down.
-Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say "Yes," heave a sigh of relief.
-Ask to see a menu.
-Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
-Start the conversation by reciting the date and time, and saying, "This may be my last entry."
-Attempt to teach the order-taker a secret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders.
-When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"
-When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?"
-If any of the above practices are rejected by the order taker, say, in your poutiest voice, "LAST guy let me do it..."
Ok, there you go. Have fun messing with the pizza man. The next entry will be Fun Things to do at the Store.
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