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Bob the peanut brought to you by Fatty brand Peanut butter. MMM!

So Bob was trying to get his truck which has an empty tank to the gas station 2 feet away. But he gave up pulling it.

Bob was thinking. He couldn't find out how to move the truck. But he-
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-So using the toothbrush, the yarn, and the latest issue of peanut man, Bob was able to pull the truck to the gas station. where he filled up the tank and continued on to the mansion. but the only way across the huge gorge before the mansion was a bridge, of which was out. But Bob was able to stop the truck in time to crank the end of the ridge he was on to a 109.06 degree angle. So he reved up the van, hit the gas, and jumped across the gorge, but he overshot it, he needed a 109.07 degree angle. Bob was heading straight for the mansion! Meanwhile a small boy steps on a bug. Then Bob Crashes into the mansion, right in front of Peanut Trump. Bob falls out of the Truck, & says in a weak voice, "Here's your delivery Mr. Trump!" But Peanut Trump just says "This is smooth peanut butter! I ordered chunky!" Then Bob gets up and says,
"DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT PEANUT BUTTER IS MADE OF?!?!"
"Actually I don't, what is it made of?"
"Niether do I, BUT YOU WILL MAKE DO WITH SMOOTH!!!"
So Peanut Trump pays Bob, and Bob then sets off to find out what Peanut Butter is made of.

To be continued!