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Kill of the day: A bag of popcorn
Reason: I was hungry
Points earned: unknown
Items obtained: a full stomach

So... this is just another bored posting.... Tara((Toast, Mommy, Tsuande, and many other aliases)) is over. Say Hi Toast.
Taost: Hi, Toast!
YAY!!!! *claps hands* So, Toast, any choice words for our readers?
Toast:....You are all not worthy.
Isn't she just special!? We love you, Toast!
So Toast... I hear you've been betaing a lot of fanfictions recently... which one is your favorite?
Toast:Lets get to the point. Just read my buddies flippin story. This is bugging her to high hell, and is slightly annoying, even though it is not my place to say that since I am also at fault here.
Isn't she a nice editor? Always reading over my shoulder, correcting my spelling mistakes as I make them. Yes... I love her dearly and she's always good to help pitch a sale, but still... there are times when I just want to strang- I mean... Just read the damned story! if you do, then YOU WILL BE WORTHY!!!!!! Right Toast? *cheesy grin*
Toast: stare Then there is a more complicated process to under go which is too elaborate to go into detail right now.
Yes, well.... the viewers don't need to know that. Remember, Toast, this is all a ploy to get them to read my crappy writing. That and review. See, part of the whole "Becoming worthy" thing is reviewing the story as well... bonus points if you favorite, alert, or C2 it... Am I forgetting anything?
Toast:How would I know, I barely understand what you're getting at. And your writing is NOT CRAPPY!!!! You know the mini-lecture that I've given you before, and I don't feel like giving it again.
My writing is crappy. I'm the author of it, I should know. I write the s**t you call a fanfiction. But then again, I think that about everything I do. Damn perfectionists.... oh well! So! Please Support my juvenile addiction and read my fanfiction!
Oh! I know what we forgot! The name of the fanfic! Toast, will you do the honors?
Toast:*shanks* It's Cry Me a Sea of Stars by AAJ Edward. Any last words?
Always.... damn that hurt... By the way, if you were aiming to kill me, you missed. But please, don't do it again. I might just cry if you do. At least let me live to see my story reviewed. PLEASE!!!!
-Ahem- Anyway... Last words... Um... Yeah, this was all an advertisement in case you're too stupid to have noticed it by now... but please, ignore the fact that I'm insulting you and then when you review, you can chew my a** out then later. I'd love to get into an insult fight with some one other than Kohler! ^-^ Well, that's it for me! Toast?
Toast:*breaks into interpretive dance*
O.O..... okay then! Well! Thank you for reading and I'll see you in the reviews! Nighty night! *shoots with sleeping dart and waves* xd