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This is fun~ Post your name when you are done~
A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and
re-post.
The following is excerpted from a children's book, "Captain
Underpants And the Perilous Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey, in
which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesye = crusty f = greasy g = dumbo
h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy
o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy
v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dinky z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last
name:
a = dippin b = feather c = batty d = burger e = chicken f = barfy g = lizard
h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin
l=fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard
s = lickin t = snickle u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla
z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the
second half of your new last name:
a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump f = breath g = pants
h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = head
l = tush m = chunks n = dunkin o = brains p = biscuits q = toes r = doodle
s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = hiney z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy
Chucklefanny.
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