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Alucard has always dreamed of being a thespian... he's never told anybody... nor is he any good at it. Let's watch as he gets ******** up on pixie sticks then tries to make his own movie!

The dark entity appears in Integra's office with a sneer playing on his lips, his eyes more reddened and dilated than usual.

Alucard: HAHAHAHAHA!!
Integra: Shut up.
Alucard: HAHAHAHAHA!
Integra: I said Shut up.
Alucard: MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Integra: What part of 'Shut up' do you not understand?
Alucard: The shut and up part! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Integra: SHUT IT NOW BEFORE I BLOW ANOTHER ORIFICE IN THAT ROTTING HUNK OF FLESH YOU CALL A BODY!
Alucard: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Integra: SHUT THE ******** UP!!
Alucard: A- *Looks at the crew* What's my line again?
Integra: *Imitates a really crappy Alucard laugh.* A-ha-ha-ha-ha... and so on and so forth..
Alucard: SHUT UP!

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P.S. Incase you're wondering. I wrote this while being very sleepy and yet hyped up on Mt. Dew and chocolate chip cookies! I don't know why... sooo um.. yeah... just leave a comment. It's just supposed to be a joke. Don't take it to seriously.