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ok you might have heard these jokes before but im just making some up and retelling some
yo mama is so fat that she had to iron her pants in the driveway
yo mama is so stupid that she tried to teach a blind person how to read
yo mama is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
yo mama so stupid that she tripped over a cordless phone
yo mama is so old that jesus was in her high school yearbook
yo mama is so stupid that she got kicked out of special ed
yo mama so stupid she has to take special P.E.
yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish
yo mama so stupid that she sat on the tv and watched the couch
yo mama so poor that when you said you wanted an xbox for christmas she got sharpie and drew an x on a cardboardbox and said merry christmas
thats it for right now