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01. They're idiots.
02. They beg too much.
03. They think they're all that.
04. They pretend to be hacked ALL the time.
05. They think that just cause they got hacked they get free stuff.
06. They think they can randomly add experienced gaians as friends without even speaking to them.
07. They say, "Hi. I like your avi....can I have your _____?"
08. Guy n00bs try to hit on experienced female gaians.
09. They think cybering is cool.
10. They like running around in underwear.
11. They PM you, asking for stuff they THINK they're going to get.
12. They comment on your profiles asking for stuff.
13. They think just by "being you friend" they get free stuff.
14. They think they're "cool" by adding experienced gaians.
15. They try to act "cool" around you.
16. They have dumpy & poorly put together cars
17. They cuss at "better people".
18. They keep nagging you if you don't talk to them.
19. They keep sending you friend requests after you decline them.
20. They flood up populated areas (Topics, places like 100000, etc.)
21. They spend there gold on stupid things to make them look cool.
22. They take up your parking spaces
23. They get on top of your car and start talking about something random
24. They act surprised when you call them a noob.
25. They copy you.
26. They always ask "WHERE DID U GET THAT DOGGIEE" or ask where did you get _____?"
27. They follow you thinking there gonna get something.
28. They follow you in houses.
29. They don't know how to do simple stuff like sit down.
30. Most of them are under 12.
31. They wear noob clothes saying they've been here for a year.
32. When portraying a hacked gaian, they tend to have noob hair, which does not help persuade people into thinking that the noob was hacked and once was rich.
33. They don't know how to cyber.
34. Everything in their houses are starter objects.
35. They don't know what or where the market is.
36. They start asking their "Will you donate to me" conversation by asking, "Do u hav a trading pass?"
37. If you say hi once they don't leave you alone.
38. It's hardd tooe unda stand wat they rrr sayeing.
39. They wont leave you alone in pm's.
40. They ask "How do you hack?".
41. They stalk you.
42. They go to tree to tree getting gold ALL the time. Even if you're happily sitting there, all of a sudden, "AHH A NOOB!" and you have to run to the nearest exit.
43. They're all like "i'll give u 8k for ur shadow spirirt u cna give me a discaount cant u or ill give 2k for ur dargon".
44. "Iz there anyting u can trawde me forre 8,000?"
45. They send you the "You are under suspicion of hacking. Give me username and password because I'm a mod..." PM.
45. Experienced gaians are forced to create "EMERGENCY ANTI-NOOB ESCAPE" shelters.
46. They ruin your day. -__-
47. You have to friend-lock your house.
48. They're stupid enough to fall for "u catch them" its ok.
49. They will not take no for an answer.
50. They think of u as a bank asking for gold.
51. They overuse the "Crying" smiley.
52. When you ask "What's wrong?" they say, "Nothing. can i ahev ur gwee please i miss mine!!! WAAAAAAH!".
53. They believe that nagging you, putting up a lot of crying smileys, and sending you 29 friend requests will persuade you to donate to them.
54. They don't know what mc's are.
55. They lie.
56. They think cause you're their friend, they can nag you.
57. They continue to ask, "How old r u????"
58, They always ask,"hi whast ur name?"
59. They're perv-balls.
60. They say "ur rich cna u donate 2k its only 2k!!!"
61. They use their "Dream Avi" for an excuse to nag you and ask for your gold.
62. They walk up and start cyerbing with you.
63. They act like everyone's their "BFF JILL".
64. They try looking like you to get more stuff.

65. They made an account.




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