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Communication before Affection!
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ainoxtenshi: [8:01] hello?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:01] Stay away from flying saucers today.
ainoxtenshi: [8:02] huh? What flying saucers??
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:02] You'd like to do it instantaneously, but that's too slow.
ainoxtenshi: [8:02] what are you talking about?? Are you being rude to how I type??
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:02] Fortune: You will be attacked next Wednesday at 3:15 p.m. by six samurai
sword wielding purple fish glued to Harley-Davidson motorcycles.
Oh, and have a nice day!
-- Bryce Nesbitt '84
ainoxtenshi: [8:03] What?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:03] Your reasoning is excellent -- it's only your basic assumptions that are wrong.
ainoxtenshi: [8:04] What?? You're being mean!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:04] You will have long and healthy life.
ainoxtenshi: [8:04] I hope so
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:04] You'll be called to a post requiring ability in handling groups of people.
ainoxtenshi: [8:04] I don't think can do that
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:04] Your boss is a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
ainoxtenshi: [8:04] um..we're not have a picnic
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:04] You have the body of a 19 year old. Please return it before it gets wrinkled.
ainoxtenshi: [8:05] WHAT?! I AM 19!!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:05] You will stop at nothing to reach your objective, but only because your
brakes are defective.
ainoxtenshi: [8:05] You're just being sassy
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:05] You will have domestic happiness and faithful friends.
ainoxtenshi: [8:06] I don't need to hear that from you <.<
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:06] You are scrupulously honest, frank, and straightforward. Therefore you
have few friends.
ainoxtenshi: [8:06] so??
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:06] Green light in A.M. for new projects. Red light in P.M. for traffic tickets.
ainoxtenshi: [8:06] weirdo
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:06] Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
ainoxtenshi: [8:06] What?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:06] You will be honored for contributing your time and skill to a worthy cause.
ainoxtenshi: [8:07] whatever
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:07] Change your thoughts and you change your world.
ainoxtenshi: [8:07] bye now
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:07] You will be a winner today. Pick a fight with a four-year-old.