I was out with two of my friends - both males. One of them kept blagging about all the girls he's been with, and how big he was. He'd annoyed me so much, when walking by a main road, I pulled his trousers and undies down
well, this isnt wot i did, but its kinda bad, but frigin hilarious at the same time..
this person stood a pencil upright on this other guys chair...
and the other guy sat right on it..
you can gess the rest lmao..
i no it must of been painfull, but wen yuo say it like this,
'this guy got a pencil stuck up his butt'
then it sound funny
At school it was April fools day (Australia), and for our prank we got some road blocks from the nice council workers that were working near the school and blocked of the teacher car park and they had to park in the visitor/parent car park. Imagine the whole car park full and cars on the side's of the road's for about a kilometre! We got into alot of trouble!
Once me and my friends were stiting by the elevators in the mall and didint notice that it was time for closing the mall. If i wouldent notice, that the stores are closed and the lights are out we would be liocked in the mall.
I was texting my mate telling how much i like this boy! The problem was his name was next to my mates in my contact list and i accidently sent it to him! He knew who i was writting about.
funniest thing for me was we was sitting in class and the boy opposite me had a pencil in his hand, someone pushed his hand and the pencil went into his ear , and got stuck. The school nurse took half an hour to get it out and he started crying . he was 16 , the whole class was in that hysterical laughing mode
I was in a club with my friends (men) and about a hour before we left i went to the loo and i was wearing leggins wit a long top over them, wiped down below with toilet roll and left to go back out to dance with my boys, after the club had shut we where walking in to town to get a supermax and one of the lads started laughin at was pointing at me, he was laughing so hard we cud not understand what he was trying to say then the rest of my mates started laughing and one of them managed to tell me that there was toilet roll hangin from my leggins nearly treading along the path behind me and also my top was tucked in to my legging! THE SHAME!!! And worst part was i was dancing in the club like this for about a hour Iv never lived it down.
Actually I've got 2
About in 6th Grade, We had mandatory P.E and Health. And I Was constantly bringing new clothes for P.E (I can't really understand why) And I was rushing out the door to catch my bus so I just grabbed a clean shirt off my mom's bed because she was happening to be folding clothes.When I got to gym class, we were warming up and doing push ups and I was wondering why all the boys were staring at me...When one of the more annoying ones pointed at my shirt, I looked down...It turns out I grabbed my moms super cleavage showing shirts. And mind you she's 3x bigger than me so the shirt was super saggy and this was WAYYY before I went through puberty, so I was wearing no Bra...Everyone saw how flat as a board I was LOL!
And My Freshman Year, I decided along with a couple of friends that we would were thongs with our super tight jeans. And I had no idea that my jeans were low rise hipster type. And My thong happened to be super frilly and black. This one kid was shrieking when I sat down, and It turns out my WHITE shirt was tucked into my thong and my jeans were sagging super low...
And then this one weird kid had found out, and was like "can I see it"
I have never been so embarrased! LOL
This happened at my brother's school in 'muck-up week' - the last week of schools for the year 12s.
They let 3 goats loose in the school (and goats are pretty destructive animals!!) They each had a number spray painted on them: 1, 2 and 4.
So after the three goats were caught, everyone was still looking for goat number 3 LOL.
When we had our year 12 muck up day we went and put honey on all the railings in the school lol it was funny as
It was exam time. I sat next to the door. So, after finishing my paper, I stretched my arms and hit something soft. Turned out that that was my discipline teacher and i hit her right at her abdomen.....thank god she was in a good mood on that day or I won't be even posting this right now|
lolz, in year 6, (last year of primary schl) our class tied our teach 2 his chair wiv rope + superglue. this woz at the end of schl, but no-one went 2 help him. he had 2 wheel his way 2 the end of the car park...and then he rememberd he left his keys all the way back in the, now locked by the caretaker, classroom.
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