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ATTACK OF THE N00BS... 0_0... Oh, s*t. freaky, dark music in background* theater darkens as a hush falls over the audience scary voice: "This fall... Coming to every and ANY computer near you... Is an attack... That will make you want to -" scream fills the speakers "Yes. It will make you want to SCREAM in frustration! twisted Pain and typos, agony and lack of punctuation, and sorrow and grammar and spelling errors!" screams of dying poeple fill the speakers as the screen reveals random people banging their heads on the monitors until they light on fire "Starring me, you, and the n00bs, comes a mission to delete all evil from the computer we call earth's software! THE ATTACK OF THE N00BS. Rated R for some scary posts, nude lack of decency and integrity, and gruesome spelling and grammatical errors.

Posted by: Ebania Tue Sep 27, 2005 @ 07:46pm

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Ebania
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Tue Sep 27, 2005 @ 07:55pm

Okay. So who's the cast for the movie? I'm the director! Who wants to play who? blaugh

Chitsa Black
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Tue Sep 27, 2005 @ 07:59pm

*dies laughing* That is toooooo hilarious.

Oh, I know, I'll play... me, the English major who thrives on correcting and flaming Noobs. *grins*

Ebania
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Tue Sep 27, 2005 @ 08:03pm

Yup. Wrote this one just for you, Enya, Enji, and Asklerking, I think it was. I hope they post here as well.
AAAAAAAAAAND ACTION!
*Chitsa stands alone on the stage*
Me: Damn... We need more people! gonk

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Tue Sep 27, 2005 @ 08:07pm

Oooh! Oooh! Pick me! Pick me! I want to be the cool dragon girl who is NOT a nOOb! 3nodding ayup, I want to roleplay w you guys! blaugh

Ebania
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Tue Sep 27, 2005 @ 08:14pm

Okay, Sapphire. *laughs* You're the cool dragon girl who flames the n00bs. Literally... wink

Asexual-Slut~Enya
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Tue Sep 27, 2005 @ 09:09pm

That is great. I love it. I can totally picture that commercial coming on at the movie theater. blaugh

I don't know what character I should be.

Ebania
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Tue Sep 27, 2005 @ 09:13pm

Just be a fellow kickass debator with me and the others! blaugh And that preview at the movie theater would strike upon most people and they would ask, "What the hell is a n00b?" sweatdrop

death_syndicate
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Tue Sep 27, 2005 @ 09:46pm

ooh ooh make me dead guy number 1!!!!!!

Ebania
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Tue Sep 27, 2005 @ 10:59pm

*laughs* So you want to be a victim of the n00bs' wrath? blaugh

death_syndicate
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Thu Sep 29, 2005 @ 01:41am

or maybe that really smart guy in the beginning that is telling everyone the noobs are coming but no one listens until they have like 1 million noobs standing outside their front door and then me come out with a team of hardened warriors holding Correction guns and a noob banisment laser gun! for me coming up with them in like 3 seconds i dont think the gun ideas are THAT bad lol

Ebania
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Thu Sep 29, 2005 @ 03:07am

Awesome. We always need a freakishly creepy prophet dude to tell us we're all gonna be blown to bits. wink *scribbles down notes on movie plans*

death_syndicate
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Sat Oct 01, 2005 @ 12:12am

oh yes i am deffinatly creepy! lets see you also need like the central noobie that will come to destroy all living things!! that would be kinda fun to kill him and then have a giant explosion and then the end and that would be a crappy end lol

Ebania
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Sat Oct 01, 2005 @ 03:55am

I was thinking more of a "Godzilla" sort of ending. biggrin

death_syndicate
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Sat Oct 01, 2005 @ 05:28pm

never saw godzilla giant monster just dies or?

Ebania
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Sun Oct 02, 2005 @ 02:36am

I want a happy, yet mysterious sort of ending... smile

death_syndicate
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Sun Oct 02, 2005 @ 06:35am

happily mysterious...... your coming up with the ending lol

Ebania
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Sun Oct 02, 2005 @ 06:30pm

*giggle* Yes, I suppose I will have to do that. blaugh But any suggestions are happily taken. wink

Pritt-Stick Platypus
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Mon Oct 10, 2005 @ 07:09pm

HOLY JESUS!!!!!!!!.... i COULD play a freakishly bad n00b, but um.... i kind of spell pretty darn good...lol... so yeah.......... i will be....THA NARRARATOR!!!!!!! lol... cause i can make my voice sound like thst guy who seems to narrarate every god damn story...lol

Ebania
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Mon Oct 10, 2005 @ 07:12pm

Alicia, your spelling and grammar sucks the testicles of a hobo on the side of the road. stare
But I can make you the Queen N00b. As for the narrator role... I don't plan on having a narrator. But you can handle the special effects, if you don't want to be the Queen N00b! Considering you draw like a pro, you can do wonders for the film. biggrin

Pritt-Stick Platypus
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Mon Oct 10, 2005 @ 07:28pm

ok, one: I was kidding about being narrarator. two: I can spell just fine damnit!. only when I fast, I misspell, or just happen to make a mistake like everyone else. And another thing my freakin' grammer is fine. argh.... i should wack you.... anyways. It's not like i say stuff like you on msn. you spell later like l8er and argh... when i first added you i wanted to wack you... so, so...THERE!!!

Ebania
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Mon Oct 10, 2005 @ 07:32pm

Was kidding too, Leesh. Heh. I like that. Leesh.
*dodges your fist* And you're actually normally literate for someone our age. I've been on the computer for like a billion years. I'm not normal. Well, I can call you a n00b, and you can call me a nerd.

*deletes pic due to security precautions* ninja

I love this pic. I look NORMAL here! biggrin

In Destin, Florida; summer of 2005.

Ended too fast. cry

I'm so sensetive to sunburns. Don't understand why. *throws the last bottle of evil, yucky sunblock into the fire*

Pritt-Stick Platypus
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Mon Oct 10, 2005 @ 07:35pm

i was kIDDING TOO!!! cause i AM literate... OMG! one: only my MOTHER may call me leesh...jesus she still does... and two: did you know that some girl on deviantART got killed???????????????????????????????

Ebania
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Mon Oct 10, 2005 @ 07:38pm

How'd she get killed? neutral *looks at my picture* s**t. eek

Pritt-Stick Platypus
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Mon Oct 10, 2005 @ 07:39pm

yeah.... my point exactly...i swear...... lol... hey you remember arturo from deviantart?? i sent him apic of me.....lol crap... that's not good... lol.........anyways...... i dunno how she got killed................ my aunt told me about it

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Mon Oct 10, 2005 @ 07:46pm

eek
Inside my mind: Shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit - ********! gonk

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