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My dear friends, one night I woke up from a dream I can't remember, and I had a thought in my head for a how-to guide. I find it rather helpful, rather amusing, and-- well, you'll find out. twisted Without further ado, I humbly present to you, THE HOW TO GUIDE BY MADAME TEQUILA-CHAN.
So, you're new to this. How cute! I guess you've heard other people talk about how amazing it was and wanted to try it out. Well, let me show you the ropes!
* You need more than one person for this to work. One person is just sad. Two is standard. Three is awesome. Four or more and you might as well be dreaming.
* Variety is good. But I warn you, you need a lot of energy beforehand.
* Get excited ahead of time so no matter what happens, you'll like it.
* It's OK to like things simple, but if you're really into it, there's special equipment you can get to enhance your experience.
* If you get too obsessed with it, you might as well just do it for money. No one likes those people.
* Sometimes it's good to have an idea of how it's gonna go before you start, but sometimes it's good to go on whatever pops into your head. Either way, you gotta impress everyone else.
* Always leave the other person(s) in shock by the end of it; make sure you have some tricks up your sleeve.
* Just for karma's sake, show the other person(s) some of your best tricks. It may pay off.
* Never stop right when it's getting good. Keep going and the adrenaline will make it that much better.
* You can brag about it if you want, but be careful who hears about it.
* Having permanent partners is usually a good idea, especially if you know most of their tricks. You may find ways to make the whole thing better for everyone. But change is good too, if you wanna try out other new tricks.
* Finally, it's best if the person(s) you're trying things out with isn't quite at their best. A little confusion never hurt anyone.
Now that we've gotten that out of the way, shall we-- wait, what do you mean, getting laid!? This is about the Pokemon Card Game! You sick bastards... 0.o" I'll never think of poke-balls the same way again.
xD I'm sorry, folks, but I just couldn't help myself. If you like it, pass it on. I'm hoping for this to be viral and quote-able. Comment on it, too, please; no matter your opinion.
 Madame Tequila-chan · Wed Oct 15, 2008 @ 12:41pm · 1 Comments |
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