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THIS b***h IS JUST CRAZY
SURVEY NUMERO 2


Basics:

Name: Jessica Nicole Loper
Date of Birth: 04.30.1989
Birthplace: Riverside, CA
Current Location: Northfield, MN
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'5"
Heritage: MUTT. Scottish, Native American, Norwegian, Danish, OTHERSTUFF.
Piercings: Ears. I'm hxc like that.
Tattoos: NONE D:


Favourite:
Band/Singer: At the moment? Amanda Palmer
Song: Leeds United
Movie: Fight Club
Disney Movie: Beauty and the Beast
TV show: Burn Notice (I have a thing for sexy guys named Michael? D: )
Color: Green. Straight up green. Crayola crayon green.
Food: PASTA! Namely, Fettuccine Alfredo (AMFAT)
Pizza topping: Just cheese, kthx.
Ice-Cream Flavor: VANILLA. WITH SPRINKLES.
Drink (alcoholic): Captain Coke ;D
Soda: In the words of my chemistry prof, "It's not soda unless you're driving a train and wearing a monocle." But anyway. Mountain Dew, for the caffeine! I don't drink soda often.
Store: Ragstock, FTW
Clothing Brand: Pft. I don't wear brands.
Shoe Brand: Airwalks, or Converse.
Season: Spring
Month: April :'D
Holiday/Festival: Christmas.
Flower: Roses? iunno.
Make-Up Item: Sex ;D Ohwait. Nevermind. (Make-up sex? Get it? D: )
Board game: CANDY LAND, FTW



This or That
Sunny or rainy: Sunny? But rainy is sometimes nice...
Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla, en général.
Fruit or veggie: FRUIT. I love fruit >>
Night or day: Day. I get too tired once it's dark out.
Sour or sweet: Sweet.
Love or money: LOVE. DUH D:
Phone or in person: In person. I SUCK at phone conversations.
Looks or personality: Personality
Coffee or tea: Coffee. As long as it's one of those really-fattening sugar and caramel-filled coffees.
Hot or cold: HOT. Heat = aphrodisiac.



Your:
Goal for this year: Not to ******** this up.
Most missed memory: Being 4 and sitting in my great grandfather's lap. I miss him a lot.
Best physical feature: N/A xD
First thought waking up: Today? That I overslept by an hour and kind of freaked out xD
Hypothetical personality disorder: b***h syndrome :'D
Preferred type of plastic surgery: NONE.
Sesame street alter ego: Those aliens that go "Ohhhh, yip yip yip yip yip."
Fairytale alter ego: Fairytales are stupid.
Most stupid remark: I think "most stupid" is pretty stupid. Shouldn't it be "stupidest" or something? Just wondering.
Worst crime: I don't break a lot of laws. So. Underage drinking? Hahaha.
Greatest ambition: To get a Ph.D. in psychology and be clinical psychologist. That'll never happen, though.
Greatest fear: Abandonment
Darkest secret: NOT TELLING D:
Favorite subject: Psychology.
Worst habit: Cracking my knuckles!



Do You:
Smoke: No.
Drink: Yes.
Curse: All the time.
Shower daily: Yes.
Like thunderstorms: LOVE them.
Dance in the rain: No. It ******** up my hair /:
Sing: Only when I'm by myself.
Play an instrument: I used to play the viola. I was really good, too (held first chair all year in high school). But then my wrists fell apart and I had to stop :'D
Get along with your parents: Most of the time, yes.
Wish on stars: No.
Believe in fate: No.
Believe in love at first sight: I believe in attraction at first sight. Love, for me, is something that develops over time and can't be instantly felt.



Can You:
Drive: Not legally!
Sew: I can fix clothes, to a point. But that's it.
Cook: Yes.
Speak another language: I've taken French for 6 years.
Dance: NOT AT ALL D:
Sing: Not well.
Touch your nose with your tongue: I have a short little tongue /:
Whistle: YES.
Curl your tongue: Mhmm.



Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: Yes. It was awful. Apparently I told my dad a bunch of s**t but don't remember what it was.
Been Stoned/High: No. But I kind of want to try it. Shh >> I'm supposed to be a straight-laced kid.
Eaten Sushi: The idea doesn't appeal to me at all.
Been in Love: Currently.
Skipped school: No.
Made prank calls: Yes. But only when I was in like...8th grade.
Sent someone a love letter: Yes.
Stolen something: A cheeseburger last night. LOL.
Cried yourself to sleep: Unfortunately.



Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? Whining, when not done in jest.
Are you right or left handed? Right handed, ftw.
What is your bedtime? Whenever I get too tired to stay up with Michael.
Name three things you can't live without: MY BOYFRIEND :'D, LAPTOP, CELL PHONE.
What is the color of your room? White.
Do you have any siblings? A ten-year-old sister named Abby.
Do you have any pets? A frog named Ella.
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? Would I be caught? >>
What is you middle name? Nicole
What are you nicknames? Jess, Myrtle (LULZ. DON'T ASK).
Are you for or against gay marriage? For it. Love is love, bitches.
What are your thoughts on abortion? It's a social necessity. But it's horrible.
Do you have a crush on anyone? Yesss. Lucky me, I'm dating him.
Are you afraid of the dark? I love the dark. In fact, I need it pitch black to sleep.
How do you want to die? I'm gonna live forever D<
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? Iunno. Two? Then I ate one with my vag. It was cold and turned me blue.
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? Sans doute.
What is the last law you’ve broken?
BEING A CHEESEBURGULAR.


In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
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Biggest turn-off:

All these questions assume I'm a shallow c**t.
I'm not a shallow c**t.
TITS or GTFO, questions.





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    commentCommented on: Wed Oct 15, 2008 @ 05:42pm
    IMMA EAT YO VAGOO
    OM NOM NOM NOM
    ITS DELICIOUS =D


    commentCommented on: Wed Oct 15, 2008 @ 05:45pm
    I WANNA SEX YOU UP NAO PL0X LUBE FO PUSSEH'S



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