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Ubersalty Ketchupness
Once upon a time, there was a tomato...

and his name waz Ubersalty Ketchupness...

and he started rolling around on the table...

because he wanted some cheese...

but sadly, he couldn't find any cheese...

so he got off the table and ran in circles...

until he tripped over a dust bunny...

he hit the floor hard, but got rite back up and started to dance...

he did dances like the chicken dance, the macarena, and even shared a
tango dance with himself.

which broke the law, because it takes two to tango...

so along comes this big, buff potato police...

so Ubersalty ran out of his back door...

and the potato tried chasing him, but couldn't make it out the door cuz he was too fat.

so Ubersalty hopped over his wall and ran down the street...

where he almost ran into a porcupine...

but luckily, he jumped rite on time...

flying over the porcupine and leaving him in awe...

he had escaped certain death...

and lived to tell his tale...

to every poor creature who happened to pass by...

and he taught them a valuable lesson...

never say hi to a tomato...

the end.

by iWrox and x_Senichi_x