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What the f*** happened to Halloween!It used to scary and all that s*** AND FREE CANDY FOR ALL!But now it has become a day where little children dress up in cutesy costumes.MASS MARKETING HAS MADE THIS ONCE SPOOKY TRADITION INTO A F***IN "SAFER" AND "GENTLER" HALLOWEEN!And also besides the f***in cutesy costumes,there's these f***in getto rats,coming to my door.
I say,"Well what are you supposed to be?"They say,"I'm a hardcore rapper!Gimme some candy!"and I always reply,"Well,why don't you GET A F***IN REAL COSTUME AND I'LL GIVE YOU SOME CANDY!"And what happened to all the horror movies that come out during the month of October!Halloween,Friday the 14th,Nightmare on Elm Street,the list goes on.THEY ARE NO MORE!Yeah you occasionally get a remake of a Japanese horror flick,but horror flicks in August,useless.And the supposedly scary movie relating to teen fears,also useless.TEENS DON'T FEAR THAT CRAP HAPPENING IN A F***IN MOVIE!Ok to help keep Halloween,STUFF SOME FAKE EYEBALLS IN YOUR MOUTH OR SOMETHING FREAKY LIKE THAT!(Warning do not put fake eyeballs in your mouth.)That concludes this article,and don't be stingy with the candy when I come around.WHERE'S MY CANDY!
-Mr.Mental