Vivi: ... Guess what?
Mai: I have no coat.
Mai: XD!
Vivi: STOP TRYING TO TELL ME WHAT I'M GONNA SAY!!!
Vivi: XDD!!!
Mai: XDED!!!
Mai: XD!!*
Mai: Lmao.
Vivi: POOPIN SCOOPIN MONKEY BLOWER!
Vivi: I bet you didn't think I was gonna say THAT!
Vivi: Because I see you making popcorn!
Vivi: I swear if you hang up on me again I'll kill you!
Vivi: You win the game if you can guess which door I'm at!
Vivi: Hah! Tricked you, I'M ON THE PORCH
Vivi: I TOLD YOU NOT TO HANG UP ON ME b***h!
Vivi: XDDD!!!
Vivi: YES IT DOES DAMMIT!
Vivi: I'M NOT ON A LAPTOP!
Vivi: I'M ON A CELL PHONE!
Vivi: I'm gonna get in your house somehow and then I'm gonna gut you and hang you from a tree!
Vivi: And your parents are going to walk around the house blindly and call your name but they won't find you until they turn around and see you threre!
Vivi: Then they'll flip out and scream and call the police!
Vivi: Did I mention I'm going to slit your throat so all you can do is gurgle and wheeze?
Vivi: I'm gonna wear a mask!
Vivi: I can show you what it looks like!
Vivi: I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I'LL LOOK LIKEEE
Vivi: So you know.. SO YOUUU KNOW!
Vivi: Not to hang up on ME b***h! ME!
Vivi: http://www.spirithalloween.com/images/spirit/products/processed/00105643.zoom.a.jpg AREN'T I ******** PRETTY
Vivi: I'm gonna get one of your friends to help me dress up as that person and terrorize you!
Vivi: Or was it.. My friend..
Vivi: MYYY friend!
Vivi: I'll get one of MYYY friends to help MEEEE terrorize you!
Vivi: And you know what?! You should put alllll this in your Gaia journal because I wanna remember it!
Vivi: AND YOU BETTER NOT HANG UP ON ME
Vivi: I KNOW YOU!
Vivi: I know where you live and where you sleep and your name and where you eat and where you take shits at and I know your dogs name and I know YOUU and I know your mother and your father and your brother and your... Uncle because youuuu told me!
Vivi: And you better not hang up on me!
Vivi: Let's play a game! I WANNA PLAY A GAMEEE!!!!
Vivi: You wouldn't have DIED because you hung up on me!
Vivi: That's what you get! YOUU DID IT TO YOURSELF!
Vivi: I'm not ordinary!
Vivi: I kidnapped your father and threw him in the closet after duct taping him!
Vivi: And I know.. WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER!
Vivi: YOU PROBABLY MET ME
Vivi: XDD.
Vivi: And if you hang up on me again I swear...
Vivi: *Snores* ....Oh yeah.. YOUUU BETTER NOTTT
Vivi: You wouldn't have DIED because you hung up on me!
Vivi: That's what you get! YOUU DID IT TO YOURSELF!
Vivi: I'm not ordinary!
Vivi: I kidnapped your father and threw him in the closet after duct taping him!
Vivi: And I know.. WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER!
Vivi: YOU PROBABLY MET ME
Vivi: XDD.
Vivi: And if you hang up on me again I swear...
Vivi: *Snores* ....Oh yeah.. YOUUU BETTER NOTTT
Vivi: BONE SAW IS READDDDYYY!
Vivi: And I have a sidekick and his name is... HIGH ON CRACK! And he's the one who giggles while you watch TV!
Vivi: And you tell him to be quiet and shut up so you can watch the movie but he just won't do it!
Vivi: And then.. I CRAWL OUT OF THE TV!!!!
Vivi: And I MURDER YOU! Because I'm a s**t load of shitty horror movies SLAMMED together!
Vivi: JUNGLE MUFFIN.
Vivi: And don't hang up on me!!!
Vivi: DAMMIT
Vivi: ...You hung up on me
Vivi: Why'd you do that?
Vivi: Let's play a game. If you can guess which person's head is behind curtain number one then you get to keep that person's body!
Mai: REVVY!!
Vivi: YESS! VERRRY GOOD!
Vivi: Torture it to your liking!
Vivi: *Wheels his body over in a wheelbarrow because he's so fat*
Vivi: We can even re-attach the head for awhile if you want!
Mai: *watches as wheelbarrow breaks*
Vivi: Aw..
Vivi: *Blood spills everywhere*
Mai: Damn...
Mai: That thig was so usefull, too..
Mai: Oh wel..
Vivi: I know..
Mai: FREE BLOOD!
Vivi: YEAA---Wait..
Vivi: It must be disgusting.
Vivi: Because..
Vivi: Rev is disgusting.
Vivi: So let us make sure not to drink it.
Vivi: BUT. We can make other people drink it.
Vivi: Or better yet.
Vivi: Inject it into themselves.
Mai: Hehe...
Mai: The new drug.
Mai: XD.
Mai: We shall be RICH!
Vivi: The new drug.. FATASS BLOOD.
Vivi: It makes you feel like.. s**t!
Vivi: And yes.
Vivi: We will be rich.
Vivi: Because we own it all.
Vivi: And I'll open up a Coat factory.
Vivi: To sell Coat.
Mai: Oh, yes..
Mai: ANd..
Mai: Make them smell like Mason.
Mai: Mason Coat
Vivi: YESS.
Mai: MC.
Vivi: And Dakota..
Vivi: And Wyatt..
Vivi: LMAO!
Mai: Yess....
Vivi: DC.
Vivi: WC.
Mai: WC.
Mai: XD!
Vivi: IC
Mai: And..
Mai: Like me..
Mai: Vanilla and Cinnamon.
Mai: And Banana Nut Bread...
Vivi: Yess..
Vivi: And like Lavender..
Vivi: Like me.
Mai: And...Liike....YUMMY blood..
Vivi: YESS.
Vivi: Yummy blood.
Vivi: Wait.
Vivi: What do we do with Rev? *Points to body*
Mai: *rolls big machine covered with a red tarp over and pulls tarp off and pats machine*
Mai: Wood chipper?
Vivi: Ahh.. Lovely.. *Pulls out a rusty saw*
Mai: *beings out crane hooks*
Mai: brings*
Vivi: Hehehe..
Vivi: *Begins sawing off limbs from Rev's body*
Mai: *snickers and begins pouring lines of acid over body to separate limbs*
Vivi: Hehehe.. *Laughs evilly* Which shall we throw in first?
Mai: Hmm....*points to head*
Vivi: Oo0o0oh! *Picks it up and tosses it into the wood chipper, watching the blood spew out the other side*
Mai: *evil cackle that you love so much*
Mai: Now...For the torso...*jumps into crane and stick hook into Rev's torso and lifts it up an drops it into wood chipper and wathes as bone and blood and guts paint the walls*
Vivi: Aww I think he enjoys it! *Throws a leg into the chipper*
Mai: AHAHAHA!!!
Mai: *tosses and arm in*
Mai: *hears the wonderful sounds of bones grinding*
Vivi: I'm so ******** up that I can eat with images like these!
Mai: LMAO! SAME!
Mai: *gobbles up dinner*
Vivi: I'm sitting here eating a sandwhich XD.
Mai: Hehe. I'm eating stew..
Mai: XD.
Mai: I laugh everytime I eat a peice of meat.
Mai: XD!
Vivi: Mmm turkey.
Vivi: XD
Mai: CX ((new smiley I made up, also made up "XC" ))
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