Really Now?
You want to know how my day was?
Do you really want to?
Do you need to know?
Does your life depend on it?
Are you sure?
Do you really want to know?
Do you really really want to know how my day's been?
What's that?
You do?!
Hahahaha! Oh that's just swell!
. . . Ha . . . Ha . . . Ha . . .
One moment please, I need to go find my funky rainbow feather pen, and that list of your lies. I have something to add on to it.
You should start one of your own because these words will be the first ones on your list . . .
I'll be right back . . .
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