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Random quotes, most of which where by the same guy in front of teachers:
"Who keeps saying t**t?"
"Catch the ball, you stupid c**t!"
"PISS!"
"Coach, there is no need for bad language like that."
"Coach, my a*****e froze over and fell out. I can't run."
"Stupid n*****."
"Booger."
"GET NAKED!"
"Do that again and you will get raped. Up the a**. By fifteen black men. At the same time. Sideways."
"What the boner?"
"Have you guys ever heard of a vagenius? Good. Neither have I."
"I would just like everyone to know that I have an erection right now. Just to let you know I might rape you if you get near me with that football."
"Hey, f*****t." That was actually funny, because it was to a guy who dressed up as a f*****t for halloween...
"Shut the ******** up." "What does that mean?" "It means you have a hinge on your mouth, and we want it closed."
"There is not one dude out there that isn't a pothead." "That's okay. Potheads are cool." "Yeah, but these are potheads with adrenaline." Referencing to the football players.


I didn't type the dirty ones. And, yes, it gets worse. Kinda funny.