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& THEN I ATE A DONUT
KOE-D
LOBO LOBO LOBO LOBO, WAKE UP! I GOT DONUTS! C'MON, I GOT SOME ******** DONUTS! GET UP & EAT SOME DONUTS!
ME
GAHHH, SHUT THE ******** UP! I'M ******** SLEEPING! I ******** HATE DONUTS. DONUTS ARE ******** NASTY. I DON'T EVEN ******** LIKE DONUTS. THEY'RE ******** SICK. EWWW
KOE-D
FINE. GOD DAMN. JUST TRYING TO BE NICE. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE DONUTS. STOP BEING A ******** a** s**t. WAKE UP!
ME
WELL WHAT THE ********? YOU COME IN MY HOUSE LIKE YOU'RE ON CRACK, "LOBO, DONUTS! LOBO, LOBO, LOBO, DONUTS!" DO YOUR DONUTS HAVE ANY ******** BLACK TAR HEROINE IN THEM?
KOE-D
NO. I LOOKED FOR THOSE, THOUGH.
ME
SERIOUSLY. YOU SOUNDED LIKE YOU HAD MAGIC DONUTS ... OR METH DONUTS. DONUTS ARE NOT THAT AMAZING. NOTHING TO PISS YOUR PANTS ABOUT.
KOE-D
DID I PISS MY PANTS?
ME
PROBABLY ...
KOE-D
LOOK!
ME
EWWW, NO! YOU LOOK! NASTY ******** a** ...
KOE-D.
I JUS' A WHAT, b***h!?!
ME
YOU'RE JUST A BOX.
& WE LAUGH
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