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Guns don't kill people, doctors do.

Doctors:
(a) The number of physicians in the Us is 700,000
(b) Accidental death caused by Physiscians per year is 120,000
(c) Accidental death per physician are 0.171

Guns:
(a) The number of gun owners in the US is 80,000,000 Yes thats 80 million
(b) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups is 1,500
(c) The numver of accidental deatha per gun owner is 0.000188

Statisticlly, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners/

Remember, " Guns don't kill people. doctors do."

FACT:
Not everyone has a gun!, but almost everyone has at least one doctor.

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand.

Out of concern for the public at large, I have witheld the staticts on lawyers for fear the shock would casue people to panic and seek medical attention.

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Now this isnt the most logic spin on a true fact, Its a good thought. xP






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Tiger Dream
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commentCommented on: Thu Oct 06, 2005 @ 02:21am
lol blaugh Kinda scary. Ever wonder why doctors practice medicine? lol, it's cause they can never get it right blaugh

Oh! Oh! Oh! Made me think of this:
HOW TO PROOVE WOMEN ARE EVIL:

OK, first we know:
Women= time x money
We also know:
time = money
Thus:
Women = money^2 (that's money squared ninja )
We know that
money = (square root of)all evil
So
money^2 = evil
AND
Women = evil


commentCommented on: Fri Oct 07, 2005 @ 02:46am
Hehe xP thats great



icefire26
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Teh Ushi-ness
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commentCommented on: Wed Oct 19, 2005 @ 11:34pm
*dies laughing* XD That is so true. I am going to tell everyone I know about this. ninja

I remember that one Tiger. Meh... well, that is true too. U.U


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