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This week marks the launch of the new Wrath of The Lech King game for WoW.. So why not a few race and class jokes? Let's start with..
Gnomes!

1) If fun was not important, then gnome warriors wouldn't have Titans Grip blaugh
2) Gnome rouges are basically walking blenders
3) Gnomes, as seen in books, are small little people in green sutes with red point hats who live in forests... Yet there starting zone if a freaking tundra.

Let's move on to Night Elfs.
1) There pervs. Think about it, there Racial Ability is to fade into the shadows and watch people...
2) As long as there are Female blood elfs the world will never go thursty

Dwarfs!-Stone Form- Nuff said

Humans
1) They have Warlocks but not hunters.. Wtf? How hany people do you see that are Warlocks! Warlock: I cast shadow bolt on you! Hunter:*Rises bow and shoots Warlock between eyes* I cast death on you..
2) If horde could skin and stuff humans they would be sold as barbie dolls.

Danari
1) They got all the tanking classes!!!!! Why not bolt wheels in the rists and feet, mount a gun on there head and use it as a battle mount!!

Well... Time for Horde!!!!

Trolls...There kind of like elfs.. Think about it.. there slunched over just stairing at you like eek right in your face It's just creapy gonk

Orcs
1) If you read ony mythology book then you would find out that Orc are resurected Elfs.. so... What happens when a Night Elf or Blood elfs gets a rez..?

Blood Elfs
1)Blizzard just nuked up on this.. Think about it.. Pally(Mana) Mage(Mana!) Warlock(Mana!!) Rogue(Energy..) wtf?!
2) Why do there eyes glow? i think its because they use there magic to see threw clothing..
gonk

Tauren
1) One day I was buying milk for my mage when I noticed something. Alliance has cows, so thats were they get there from.. but i'v never seen a horde farm with cows!!! There were do the get there milk?! The Tauren! Wait.. that makes Thunder Bluff on big Milk Factory..Wait.. Male or Female Tauren?!!? scream

Undead
1) How the heck would they give a facial? Orc: Yes i'd like a facial please. Undead: alright. *Get's a scable* Now then *Starts cutting the face off the orc.* (5 minutes later) Orc: I'v never felt so good in my live!
2)How do they drink when half of them don't have a lower jaw.. let alone how could they talk?

Till next time, Kill the Lech King!!!!