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Bowser Jr.

Colonel: The apple never falls far from the tree, Snake, and no one demonstrates that more than Bowser's own son.

Snake: You mean that spikey turtle with the bandana and giant paint brush?

Colonel: Bowser Jr. made his first uprise on Ilse Delfino, framing Mario for messing up the island. Since Mario defeated both Bowser and Jr. then, Junior's been wanting to avenge his family honor by finally beating his father's arch nemisis.

Snake: Following in his father's footsteps, huh? Guess that's pretty noble for the prince of Koopas.

Colonel: Trust me, that's as close as nobel as Junior's going to get. What he lacks strength he makes up for it in devious tricks. Watch you back out there, Snake.

Snake: Well, I gotta hand it to the mini-movie monster, he's got spunk. Let's how he uses it here in Brawl.



Paper Mario

Snake: What the heck happened to Mario? I thought Game and Watch was the only two dimensional guy here.

Otacon: That's Paper Mario, Snake.

Snake: Paper Mario? What's the deal with that?

Otacon: I'm not sure, Snake. Anyway, he may not have all the moves of the original Mario, but being 2-D has his advantages.

Snake: I don't get how being paper thin can help you out.

Otacon: As paper, he can flatten himself to dodge any attack, and he can fold himself into a boat, a plane, or a tube to get around. Plus, he's got the help of 15 partners, each one with a special ability to aid him in battle.

Snake: Okay, okay, maybe being paper is not that bad, but I'd rather stay three dimensions, thank you very much.

Otacon: Snake, you gotta learn to think outside the box, or in this case, the piece of paper.



Bomberman

Mei Ling: So, Snake, how's the battle against Bomberman?

Snake: Bomber... MAN? He looks like a kid.

Mei Ling: Well, he's also known as the "White Bomber". He hails from Planet Bomber, where Bombers of different sizes and colors live.

Snake: He's throwing bombs like there's no tomorrow. Where does he get them all?

Mei Ling: I don't know, Snake. They must have discovered how to store bombs in an anti-matter storage system, but that's not all.

Snake: There's MORE?

Mei Ling: He can kick bombs, throw multiple bombs at once, and even set lines of bombs. Don't worry, Snake, you're armed and dangerous yourself. You shouldn't be hurt too badly.

Snake: Gee, thanks for the words of confidence, Mei Ling.

Mei Ling: Heh, heh, sure, Snake, anytime.



Silver the Hedgehog

Colonel: Watch out, Snake, you're up against Silver the Hedgehog.

Snake: I see where he gets the name, but he's like Sonic, right?

Colonel: Wrong, Snake. Silver has telekinetic powers that allow him to levitate himself and his surrounding opponents. He can also pick up heavy objects with his powers and throw them at you.

Snake: You're kidding, right? Just where does he come from?

Colonel: They say that Silver is from 200 years in the future. He's come back to the past a few times to ensure that his time zone doesn't get messed up.

Snake: You're telling me that they've figured out time travel? Huh. That makes me wanna go to the future with him and see if I ever take down FOXHOUND.

Colonel: Not a good idea, Snake. That kind of knowledge would be dangerous if it got into the wrong hands. Just think what FOXHOUND could do with information like that.

Snake: Yeah, you got a point, but still...