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I'M KIND OF WATCHING COADY PLAY WoW,
& MOSTLY WRITING IN A JOURNAL.
SUDDENLY, I HEAR THIS HORRIBLE NOISE.

ME - WHAT THE ******** WAS THAT NOISE?

COBO - WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?

ME - THAT NOISE. WHAT THE HELL JUST MADE THAT NOISE?

COBO - LAUREY! a**s! ALLEN!

ME - WHOA, WHAT THE HELL!?! YOU SERIOUSLY HAVE A SICK ******** OBSESSION WITH ASSES.

COBO - a**l TRICERATOPS!

ME - THAT JUST PROVES IT.

COBO - a**l REVENUE COST! ... a**l ROAD CONJUNCTION!

ME - WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?

COBO - a**l HORSE RAPE EXPLOSION!

ME - WAIT ... YEAH YOU JUST SAID THAT. GROSS! ********.

COBO - a**l HORSE RAPE EXPLOSION! THAT'S THE SOUND. IT'S MY MOUNT, LOBO.

ME - OH ... YEAH ... I SEEN THAT TIME. THAT'S AN UNPLEASANT NOISE. & A DISTURBINGLY ACCURATE DESCRIPTION OF THE NOISE, ACTUALLY.

COBO - I KNOW.