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Basically, anything on my mind. Summaries of my day, rants, rambles, thoughts. I've always got something on my mind. Also, I am required by law to inform you that there are Zombies lurking. Have a nice day.
Moktar the Face Rapist
Yes.

So, yesterday, I was just bumming around the net as usual, when Keene calls me. "Hey [Tri], wanna have a James Bond party?"

"Right now?"

"Yeah."

"Err...sure."

"The Luu has NEVER seen a James Bond movie-"

"Err...neither have I."

"...WHAT."

So we ended up going to Kai's place, and I saw my first James Bond movie (Casino Royale or something like that, I think. Forget.). Meh...not my kind of thing, which is why I never watched any of the movies. Too action. I like horror. Doesn't mean I wasn't mildly amused at time.

Me: THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE HOT STEAMY SHOWER SEX.
Kai: No...he turned off the water.
Me: [In Chibi Voice] Butbutbutbutbutbutbut...but hot steamy shower seeeex.

Kai got me a camera for my birthday, just like I thought she would. KAI, IF YOU'RE READING THIS, THEN YOU'RE THE MOST AWESOME FRIEND EVER D: I LOVE YOU.

I recorded some fun stuff with it and took some amusing pictures.I may take a better picture of myself in the outfit I wore on Halloween, since I amgoing to be wearing that from time to time now.

...Kage's coming up here. I have to wear it. Don't ask why; YOU UNDERSTAND.L EVEN IF YOU DON'T KNOW IT.

Anyways, title explanation.

Keene;s mom works with some guy named Moktar, and Luu and I were mocking the name all night.Anyways, when we were walking back to my place (Kai lives two blocks away, and Keene parked in front my house)...

Me: [With an air of Sarcasm]The boys are escorting me home.
Keene: I hope we don't run into Chester the Molester.
Me: Or MOKTAR. Don't let him get you; he'll rape you in the face!!
[Insert laughter from Luu and I.]

And then, when we were on my street again, there was this pile of leaves in front of this car...

Me:Look! *Points* an ominous pile of leaves!
Luu: *Walking toward pile*
Me: Careful, Luu! Moktar might jump out and RAPE YOU IN THE FACE.

C'mon. That name is too funny to not mock.

AND KAGE IS COMING TOMORROW!!

heart

Expect absence.

Love you all~






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Ranger Myst
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commentCommented on: Sun Nov 23, 2008 @ 04:42am
I've never seen a James Bond movie either oO;;

rofl....hot steamy shower....
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>D
implications there XD; *cough*starts*cough*tommorrow*cough*...cough cough? XD

Moktar XDDDD;;;
That brought back memories of Moltar from space ghost and whatnot XD;;

where did the idea of rape in the face come from? o.o
nvm XD;;


commentCommented on: Sun Nov 23, 2008 @ 05:30am
Kimi nashi ga samishii yo nee. -huggle-



Tc Frorleivus Almus Ph
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Khaelit Ronove
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commentCommented on: Sun Nov 23, 2008 @ 05:32am
Wow... I've seen all 21 of the James Bond movies, and played a few of the games. The only one I haven't seen yet is the new one, Quantum of Solace. (Casino Royale was good : D )


Rofl.. xd

YAAAY HAVE FUN WITH KAGE!! If I had any money I'd get you something too, and then somehow find a way to send it down there without your parents asking questions, but at the moment I R broke.
I had a kick-a** idea for a b-day gift for you though, but it sucks cuz I'mma have to wait a long assed time before I can get it done. D: umm... I forgot what else I was gonna say. crap. ><


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