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Hear yeh, hear yeh! An ancient mystic, or possibly teenage hero, not quite sure, have told this about myself!

"You are Baramaraitsuwagachu the magnificent!
You are raising a pet that your best friend that you're secretly in love with even though she turned evil, summoned demons in which you ate and melded with, while vampires, and werewolves attacked the village and thusly you, because you were fighting the demons and so now your part werewolf, part vampire, part demon, part baby eating dinosaur, who gains the powers of necromancing because they wanted to bring back their dead little brother who was supposed to be the child to take on the charamuatachadinopalinacham championships, so in his honor after bringing him back without his brain because your necromancing went horribly wrong and he's now a carrot, you take on the championships yourself with a deck of mutated 2 dimensional monsters, all the while fighting against your best friend in which you are still in love with, in epic trans-dimensional battles.

Oh and did I mention you're also an alien who was mutated by gamma rays in the atmosphere as you were falling to earth in an egg shaped meteor cause that's pretty important cause your real family comes to pick you up and take you home but you love what's left of your family so you fight your alien brethren to stay, in the end melding into a super being to take on omegabotsupremepants of the galaxy to save the planet of DOMAGATCHIASANIA 12.32!!"

I am now traveling with Dominique, the hero, after he made me regain my lost memories by going through a dungeon to defeat one of Satan's 247 forms, and will help him in the Charamuatachadinopalinacham Championship. We do this to get the word of Wainichalopaunseigadonemwa which is the secret weapon to defeating the Dark Orgy of Demons of Evil (Otherwise known as Dode!)

Together we will defeat Dode, turn my childhood friend to good again, restore my family by saving their souls from Hell, rebuild the village by using marble and defeat my inner evil...s.


You know what the worst part of that thing up there is? Throw in a slutty big breasted female and an innocent big breasted female, and it'd be the most popular anime there ever was. Know why? Because people are ******** retarded.