I was with my sister all day
SHE GOT A PUPPY!!
A girl american bulldog named Lily
SHES CUUUUUTE~
and at school there was this christian girl whos a friend of my friend Carly (they go to the same church) and so my friend carly asks
"So what are you and your husband going to do for christmas?"
While I hear this and swallow my food I think of my friend Jenny and how we pretend that we are husband and wife
and I also think about how we always make bad parogative jokes, like when im sitting next to someone and shes across from me I go "Yeah she wants me" (ITS SO FUNNY!!)
So here is the sum up of what happened
Christan asks other christan "So what are you and your husband going to do for christmas + Me thinking of my friend Jenny and our jokes = Me yelling out "HAVE SEX"
:3
its funnier if you were there
(I also hurt my knee trying to run away cause I was embarressed about what i said and tried to jump this wall >.< I GOTS ME A BOO BOO!!)
Fawking Asian Community Member 
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