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THE ATTACK OF THE N00BS (The real thing, peeps!)
Alrighty, peoples! I have a good friend online who took the liberty of beginning the actual production: THE ATTACK OF THE N00BS.

Special thanks to: Sapphire the vamp slayer, for beginning this. Lovin' you, girl.



Sapphire the vamp slayer
*Dark voice fills theater* *lights dim* *cell phone rings in distance* Coming this fall. *duh-nuh* To every and any computer near you. *duh-nuh* Is a thread that will make you want to... *scream fills air* Yes. Will make you want to scream in exasperation. *shows clips of people banging heads on computers till they burst into flames* The attack of the nOObs. Of course, all nOObs in this production were and are severly injured, but oh well. *woman in back sobbs over loss of nOOb son* This is our feature presantaion.
*narattor*One fine summer day, Bobby was on Gaia. He was having a ball typing nonsence on his mother's "compy", as he called it. Little did he know that it would be his last...
The Non-nOObs Federation soon spotted this irrelivant little child. They had sent him warnings, but those had been ignored. So now they knew that it was time to take down this nOOb. *woman in back screamws "Nooooo!*
*stomping of feet* *huge army armed with bazoocas and rocket launchers are marching down street*
It was flaming nOOb day for the Non-nOOb Federation.


To continue, just reply! Thanks, and enjoy watching creating the show! biggrin






User Comments: [4]
Ebania
Community Member





Wed Oct 19, 2005 @ 11:19pm


*the screen suddenly goes black as the audience is gaping and squealing in shock as the narrator, which is also the narrator for America's Most Wanted (A/N: What's the dude's name, peeps?) is visible on the screen, wearing a Sherlock Holmes-ey, and is sitting on a huge leather chair, chillin' like a villain. twisted
Narrator: As you can see, my fellow literates and intellectuals, this young man has failed to pass the mental examination of whether he is truly ready to cope with the horror of the internet. Poor child died the next day, not due to his burns, but because of the pain... inside...
*Dun, dun dun dun... DUN!*
Bobby's Mother: We tried to save my baby bunker bee boo bunker boo! But NOTHING, NOTHING, could help him! Not his teachers, not his friends... We looked inside his current notebooks and where he was to be taking notes on grammar and spelling, there were pictures of stick figures drawn all over the page! *breaks into sobs*


Chitsa Black
Community Member





Sat Oct 22, 2005 @ 06:05pm


*a member of the Non- N00b Federation* We sent him plenty of warnings. He was told what would happen to him if he did not heed our urgings to use proper grammar, spelling and punctuation. He refused. He thought he was safe hiding behind his mother's computer. He was wrong, so very wrong.


Ebania
Community Member





Sat Oct 22, 2005 @ 07:27pm


One of Bobby's closest friends: He never wanted to play ball anymore, or buy porn at the closest Blockbuster! He just wanted to get online, and what was worse - he used his own mother's email address to hide himself from the wrath of the literates!

*DUN DUN DUNNN...*

Bobby's mother: *is still sobbing like crazy*

Bobby's friend: He tried to hide from the smart peoples, but... by the time I came over with Paris Hilton's new pornogr - I mean - calendar, it was too late! *whimper sob*


User Comments: [4]
 
 
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