"Santa's a stalker, OMG!!!!"
Santa: Hello little girl, come sit on Santa's lap.
Dalia: You frickin perv. why would i wanna sit on your lap.
What are you not getting any from Mrs. Claus!!!
Santa:HoHoHo, don't be mean to santa, remember i'll put you on the
naughty list.
Cynthia: WTF santa, im already am on the naughty list!!!!!
Dalia: Santa your a f**, and need to die and go live in the 5th layer of hell!
Spencer: Santa your a fat bastardness perv!!!!!
Santa: Alright you ******** kids, i warned you!! -jumps off his chair-
-"trys" to run and get us- -falls over his fat self-
Dalia: ha you fat faget come get us now.
Cynthia: Who's the ho now, hahaha.
3 kids(us): -Laughs-
Spencer: You fat bastardness perv.
Cynthia: Spencer you already said that.
Spencer: hey your the one writing this story.
Joe: How did i get here?!?!
Santa: Hello little boy, come sit on santa's lap.
Joe: WTF Santa, you gay b*****d.No I will not sit on your lap.
Bradley: I will Santa, I will sit on your lap.
Santa: -Bradley get raped by Santa in a painful way-
Bradley: OH SNAP!!!!!!
Krystina: -takes Bradley and walks off-
Isreal: um... Dalia i'm telling mom, that you in a story and not letting me in it
Dalia: does it look like i give a damn, and get out Cynthia's story -slams book on Isreals face-
Dalia: That was random.
Cynthia: Yes that was.
Dalia: Remember Kids.....
Cynthia: Don't sit on Santa's lap.....
Spencer: Or he'll rape you like there's no ******** tomorrow.
THE END
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