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T-Kun's 'fficial Instructions (Now With Ramble)
Basically, anything on my mind. Summaries of my day, rants, rambles, thoughts. I've always got something on my mind. Also, I am required by law to inform you that there are Zombies lurking. Have a nice day.
Fable
Let me explain my last two days to you by quoting exactly what I said to Kage:

Triforce-Kun
Ummm...this morning, I was stealing things from a shop after getting the shopkeeper drunk, but then he saw me and called the guards on me, so I had to kill him. Then I waited for about five minutes for them to drop the charges, and I walked out of the building a free man with free stuff. razz

Oh, and I flirted with a bunch of random girls in Oakvale who apparently have a thing for me after I raided the city twice, killed all its inhabitants, and rented out all the buildings.

In short: I played Fable.


Triforce-Kun
I also exploited a merchant in Bowerstone North by buying all his diamonds and selling them back to him at a higher price, making an extra 246 gold per diamond, and about 10K per sell back overall. So, I have about 300-something-K.

And of course, I spent some time with my ManWife in Oakvale, and continued to be creeped out by my Wife in Bowerstone South. she SINGS about "Days of sunshiiiiine" when she sees you. And she thinks I look pretty in a dress. Seriously, that girl has issues.

Dude, the reminds me. When I put on the dress, all the girls in the surrounding area started falling from me. No WONDER they didn't want me as a man; it's a raving pack of lesbians!

I also got hired to work at a brothel. It's a long, painful story. Those men have ******** weird tastes.

I raided villages until about 2AM last night. Apparently, my ManWife thinks it's hot when I pillage. He gave me a sapphire while I was stealing things from the general shop and killing the guards and blowing out windows and doors with my maxed out Infernal Wrath spell.

...I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM. I CAN STOP ANY TIME I WANT D:


Triforce-Kun
I must've raided Snowspire for about an hour or so last night. New town, didn't know my way around yet, so I was exploring. But MAN, the guards kept COMING. They spawned continuously. ********. I man, I was just there, peacefully trying to steal some stuff from the general store, and they run in, hollering, waving their weapons, shooting me with their crossbows. Geeze, you'd think I killer their wives and children or something. Though I might've; I DID kill all the villagers.

Oh, and the shopkeepers are SO greedy. If you kill them, all their stuff disappears! Geeze, take it to the grave, why don't you? Such asses. I'm nice enough to let them live until I've taken all their stuff now. Unless I kill them on accident.

You should play Fable.


Now.






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Ranger Myst
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commentCommented on: Mon Dec 29, 2008 @ 07:22pm
wow o.o
That sounds quite fun to me xDDD;;
But I don't know about the killing part...sounds more fun to watch and then get so excited that I might want to play xD

Thats the fun way of doing it for me...happens alot ^^;;

*goes to see what fable is*


commentCommented on: Mon Dec 29, 2008 @ 09:48pm
Fable is ******** awesome. Such a mean little a****d you are, eh? xD



Khaelit Ronove
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