Welcome to Gaia! :: View User's Journal | Gaia Journals

TO ME.

TODAY I FELT LIKE EXPLORING NEW PLACES, HA HA.
MMM, GOOD INTENTIONS. BAD IDEAS.

I END UP WALKING AROUND IN THE SHITTIEST MALL EVER ...
IT'S LIKE DESERTED, NO PEOPLE ARE REALLY THERE.
THERE IS A LACK OF STORES.
HARDLY ANY DEPARTMENT STORES, EVEN.

IT'S KIND OF CREEPY.
I NEVER SEEN SUCH AN EMPTY MALL. REALLY.

I AM LOOKING FOR A SALON,
I WANT SOME MORE RAZOR SCISSORS.
FOR CUTTING VEE'S HAIR TODAY.

SO I GET TO THIS ONE PART OF THE MALL,
& THERE'S LIKE NOTHING THERE.
NO STORES. NO NOTHING.

THEN I REALIZE ...
I WAS SO BORED WITH THIS MALL ...
I AM SINGING SOME STUPID MADE UP SONG.
"CLING! CLANG! CLING! ONOMATOPOEIA IN MY PURSE!
& NO WORDS FOR THIS NEXT VERSE ..."
SMILING & PRACTICALLY SKIPPING.
I WAS SO HAPPY.
UNTIL I BECAME SELF-AWARE.

THEN I FELT LIKE A ******** IDIOT.
I'M SO GLAD NOBODY SEEN THAT.