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Ummmmmmmmmm, if you read the last journal, It was left unfinished, so now it's time to try to finish that segment!!!

??? : Like, OMG, YOUR THAT ONE KID. I'M YOUR NEW INTERVIEWER CAUSE OF THE "ACCIDENT!!!" My name is like Ahhhhhhh, Its Dalila Screwner!!! But my friends call me by my initials, AIDS!!!

Xavier (me) : Okay, hi. Your kinda pretty. That one accident was the best accident that ever happened to me!!!

AIDS: OMG, I LIKE KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay, so, the questions like say stuff about you, lets like, talk about how hot I am!!!!!!!!!!

Xavier: Ummmmmmm, this journal is about me, soooooooooooo...

AIDS: Owwwwwwwwww, I get it, so this question says, are you fat???

Xavier: Wait a second, your name is AIDS???

AIDS: Of course, so finish the question!!!

Xavier: Right............ Okay............. Can I just call you Miss Screwner...

AIDS: FINISH THE QUESTION FOOL scream

Xavier: AHHHHHHHHH, okay, well, around my younger ages, I was fat, now I'm normal size...

AIDS: Okay, are you tall for your age???

Xavier: Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm the tallest in my class, if not my grade...

AIDS: Like, OMG!!!! Thats soooooo cool. I love a tall man!!! heart

Xavier: I don't crush on girls when there name is AIDS... It's kinda scary.

*someone opens the door, and they both jump, scared*

??? : Hey honey, are you hitting on a little boy?

AIDS: Ahhhhhh, Hi HIV!!!!!!!!!

Xavier: ARE YOU KIDDING!!!

HIV: What do you mean, there just my initials. Hunter Issac Vixen?

Xavier: scream scream scream scream scream

*AIDS & HIV make out*

Xavier: Will I ever get a dam interview!!!!!!!!! I'm leaving!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Xavier left the interview room*


I guess that mean you gotta tune in next time, as we look for a new interviewer!!!!!

gonk