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BAKA KOE-D TOOK HIS COMPUTER APART & TRIED TO REPLACE THE GRAPHICS CARD OR SOME s**t. BUT HE COULDN'T FIGURE IT OUT & HE WAS GETTING VERY PISSY ABOUT IT. SWEARING & THROWING s**t & SIGHING. I TOLD HIM HE SHOULD HAVE JUST WAITED FOR CHRIS. WHICH ONLY FURTHER PISSES HIM OFF, OF COURSE. SO I SAY:

ME: HERE, USE MY LAPTOP. SEE IF YOU CAN FIND OUT WHAT THE ******** TO DO.

HIM: NO. I HATE YOUR STUPID LAPTOP.

ME: WHY? IT'S NOT STUPID.

HIM: I DON'T LIKE IT. THERE'S NO "REAL" MOUSE.

ME: SO PLUG YOURS INTO IT. BIG ******** DEAL. FIX YOUR GODDAMN COMPUTER. THE GUTS ARE EVERYWHERE & IT'S DISTURBING.

HIM: ******** IT. OK, WHATEVER. LET ME SEE IT.

ME: BE CAREFUL. WATCH THE POWER CORD.

HIM: WHERE'S IT PLUGGED IN?

ME: THERE. IN THE POWER STRIP.

HIM: YEAH, MY POWER STRIP.

ME: YEAH, MY ELECTRICITY BILL.

HIM: STILL MINE.

ME: STILL PETTY.

HIM: FUUUCK! HOW THE ******** DO YOU USE THIS THING!? IT SUCKS!

ME: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, HOW DO I USE IT? MOUSE. KEYBOARD. SCREEN. USE THEM ACCORDINGLY.

HIM: WHERE THE ******** IS ESCAPE? YOU DON'T HAVE AN ESCAPE.

ME: ...

HIM: HEY, YOUR STUPID COMPUTER DOESN'T HAVE AN ESCAPE!

ME: ...

HIM: LAUR! REY! I KNOW YOU HEAR ME. WHERE THE ******** IS ESCAPE? YOU'RE SUCH A ON-THE-JOB a**l BABY MAKER.

ME: ... OH, I'M SORRY. WERE YOU TALKING TO ME?

HIM: SHUT UP.

ME: DID YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR ME? * & REMEMBER, THERE ARE NO STUPID QUESTIONS.

HIM: YEAH. I GOT A ********' QUESTION.

ME: * YES, THE RETARD WITH THE STUPID QUESTION.

HIM: YOU'RE A b***h WITH NO ESCAPE KEY ON YOUR a**l LAPTOP.

ME: WEAK COMEBACK. HMM, I DON'T THINK THAT WAS A QUESTION. & THE ESCAPE KEY IS RIGHT THERE.





* I SEEN THIS ON ATHF.