There is no chocolate
a lady walks into a ice cream shop,looks at the selactions and tells the employee that she would like a chocolate ice cream cone. The employee kindly tells her that they were all out of chocolate. then the lady asks 4 a gallon of chocolate ice cream. The guy says once again that they had no chocolate. the the lady asks 4 a chocolate sundae. the guy then says frustrated and impatient says"miss were is the straw in strawberry?"
"at the beginning"
"good where is the van in vanillia?"
"at the beginning"
"good now whereis the frick in chocolate?"
she thinks and then says "theres no firckin chocolate"
"exactaly"
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