HOW TO BE A PURRRRFECT VILLAIN
Step 1. Apeearance does matter. You must look flawless and follow every fashion like absolute law.
Step 2. The more things people know about you, the less interesting you become. It's always better to sit there and smirk rather than talk. Silence is sexy 3nodding
Step 3. DON'T encourage fangirls. The more you reject them, the more they'll keep stalking you.
Step 4. Your sexual orientation must never be clear so as to fit in any kind of coupling. heart
Step 5. Whatever it is you want to say, say it in a cool way. (e.g. "I'm going now." turns into "I'm afraid I have another bussiness to attend to, so I will take my leave." wink Simple, isn't it? XD
Step 6. Even if the hero will probably win, you gotta lose while being stylish. As a bad example, we have our lovely Kira - never do that.
Step 7. The more you kill, the better. There's nothing else as important as you 'bad guy' image.
Step 8. Do you know how villains seem to have no weaknesses? Stick to that.
Step 9. Ignoring the previous step, you CAN'T have no weaknesses. Make sure your soft point is cute and tear-jerking. If not, nobody will have any mercy on you >_>
Step 10. The insane laugher is a MUST. You ain't havin' that, you're just small scum XD
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