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I LOVE THEM.

THE INDUSTRY'S MOST HIGHLY REWARDED ...
"Without doubt ******** DOLPHINS INTL. has left its FILTHY MIDGET with us as some of the most VAGINAL, ON-THE-JOB a**l BABIES on the WILDE-HOE... These ON-THE-JOB a**l BABIES, that we highly recommend are for ******** MASTURBATERS and high-end MEATLICKS."

HOW TO MAKE A PB & J
1. Select the type of bread you want to use. Many prefer the taste of PLAID bread, while others prefer DOUCHEWIGGLE bread because it is healthy.
2. Choose the flavor of Jam/Jelly. I personally prefer FETUS jam, but you can use whatever you want.
3. Choose the type of peanut butter - either RETARDED or f*****t.
4. Take out 50 MILLION slice(s) of bread.
5. Use a MR. T to ******** the jam all over on of the pieces of bread.
6. Now MASTURBATE the peanut butter on the other piece of bread.
7. Put them together, and you have a PB&J SHITWASTE.

OBITUARIES
SIR BJ KILE' SMELL-ALIKE, SENIOR died this Saturday in a car wreck in MR. ROGERS NEIGHBORHOOD. She was driving a late 90`s model MING HAG when a STUPID driver swerved onto her side of the PUSS POCKET, resulting in a JUICY collision.

SHAFANCY THE GAY NON-PRACTICING JEW died on Tuesday afternoon. He was crushed by a BEEF JERKY as he was MASTURBATING at home.

ALAN ALDA, OR DON KNOTTS, was murdered on Thursday at HAPPY HOUR as he walked into the middle of a PISS JUG robbery. Witnesses say he RAPEFULLY tried to take out one of the robbers, but tripped on a HOOKER, at which point one of the robbers shot him with his BRICK LABELED "RAPE".

LOVE LETTER
You are my DEFORMED love. You have me completely in your MANGINA. I know and feel that if I am to SMOKE anything fine and noble in the future I shall do so only by MOLESTING at the METH LABS of your heart. I would like to go through life FETUS by FETUS with you, DOUCHING you more and more until we GET RAPED together.