Yes, I am afraid to say that in order to keep myself completely, somewhat, sane I must love my boss. If I did not love Tyty I would have lost my sanity long ago, he is hard to handle in large doses. I think also that going in to this career I had to be a little bit off, just a little though.
One omnipotent force that keeps me together and stable is the all seeing post-it note. The sticky little notes beautiful flaw less box shape, possible with little lines to make writing that much cleaner. The powerful, mind boggling colors; neon yellow (an original), bright blue, blazing magenta and orange, limey green. So beautiful, so astounding.
Sometimes I find myself missing my sticky notes, I can not be held responsible for my actions then. I first look to Tyty, who often believe that stealing the sticky notes is a way to get out of things. Three out of Four times he has them, where I am not sure he often does is when he wants to be completely free, i.e. naked. Usually I stay out of conflict with Tyty, but these times I can not help myself I threaten horrible retribution if I do not see my sticky notes in the next three minutes (usually a tattoo of some sort). I rarely have problems after threatening.
That time however when it is not Tyty I find it is often my problem, I forgot I was almost out of stick notes because there was no sticky note to tell me too pick them up. At that point I make sure Tyty is in the middle of something and then leave when he does not realize I am leaving(it is difficult to take Tyty to a place just buy what is needed). Often when I return he is still doing what I left him doing. So easy to leave him in oblivion. I suppose that is why I love him.
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The Die-aries of a Sectretary
Knight_Night, a.k.a. Nikolette, works as a Secretary for an eccentric employer, Tyler. Can a she keep her own sanity as she deals with her odd employer?
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