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Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating But there are several other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you should know about I'd appreciate your input Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time Do it now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory" So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files" Do it now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now

Posted by: Saigo Oni Sat Oct 29, 2005 @ 02:44am

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Commented on: Sat Oct 29, 2005 @ 05:12am


	My aren't you horny who's a** were yout thinking of this time? xd

Commented on: Sat Oct 29, 2005 @ 04:15pm


	Yours blaugh Nah...just kidding, I stopped looking at your a the last day of JG! blaugh**

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Commented on: Sat Oct 29, 2005 @ 10:37pm


	thats nathans favorite band!!his favorite song though is foxtrot uniform charlie kilo... crying

Commented on: Sun Oct 30, 2005 @ 12:34am


	Is there something you're trying to say here? Eh? wink "I stopped looking at your a* the last day of JG!"* So you admit...you were checking out Sticky's a. I'll tell you this, her's is definately a squishy one. rofl**

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Commented on: Tue Nov 01, 2005 @ 01:54am


	~Tavern Hey I only looked at her a until I started liking Jaymie, then it was strictly Jaymie's a only! 3nodding Of course I don't like her any more but I did...And Her butt is squishy? So is my friend Sara's of course that was in the seventh grade, but I did grab it every day and she didn't care! blaugh Now me and her are best friends but we never talk about it, but she doesn't mind me saying, "Sara, those pants make your a** look small." or "Sara where a tight shirt tommorow?" Of course She never does and she always hits me and says, "We left that in the seventh grade Matt, so leave it there! slap!" ~Everyone So this is the plan, next halloween me and my friends dress as the monkeys (above). Oh, today is halloween, still no trick or treaters, though...

Commented on: Wed Nov 02, 2005 @ 05:54am


	When I said squishy...I meant meaty. As in FAT. Yeah, that's right Sticky...I called ya FAT. F-A-T. Not P-H-A-T. FAT. Yeah. In you face Fatty. ~Post dedicated to the fat one, Sticky Sloth

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Commented on: Thu Nov 03, 2005 @ 12:56am


	@Lord_Harken: You mean you didn't stare at Joey's a too? rofl** @Tav: Your gonna make Sticky a bulimic freak.

Commented on: Sat Nov 05, 2005 @ 06:30am


	~Getalife Stare at his a? Dude I am STRAIGHT! STRAIGHT!!! stare ~Tavern-Sempai You touched her a? GASP! Touching girl's asses is so immature and is rather un gentleman like Teacher! But I still luv ya! 3nodding yup yup! But in a STRAIGHT way...god you people make me mad... stare

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Commented on: Sun Nov 06, 2005 @ 08:22am


	@StickySloth: At the request of my inner angel thought...I'm sorry. But at the request of my inner devil thought...FATTY. Ignore the voices!!!!! @Harken-kun: Right...straight. And how dare you say that I'm immature when you gab about how you touch girls' asses. Is it wrong because I'm BI?!?!? Is that what you're saying?!?!?!? Cause if it is. Anger is being directed to you. sets laser beams to medium rare And Sticky is my friend, I'm allowed to molest her. twisted

Commented on: Sun Nov 06, 2005 @ 06:36pm


	~Tavern-Sempai Tavern-Sempai are you okay? I could care less if you were full blown gay and why? Well for one everyone needs love and I personally don't care anymore about gay people as long as they don't involve me in any of there crap I am okay with gays or bis, in your case. And how could you threaten your own student Tavern-Sempai! crying I feel unwanted... cry

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Commented on: Sun Nov 06, 2005 @ 11:49pm


	you should! and my butt is not squishy! evil it's the Jiggly Butt go to the web page and click Jiggly butt if you know what's good for you xd

Commented on: Mon Nov 07, 2005 @ 02:57am


	rofl I love that clip. But I still say it's squishy Sticky. And no I'm not okay because ****** idiots like Kovie's parents are **** christ-humpers and believe that being gay is a **** sin! Bunch of bullshit. I'd like to that st down their thoughts. *******. Sorry for 'threatening' you. I take my anger out of many things. mumbles something about christ-humpers* Evil little bitches.

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Commented on: Mon Nov 07, 2005 @ 05:08am


	Oh it's okay Tavern-Sempai! hugs I am pretty mad too, haven't talked to Queen_Kitty in a while... crying And I think you and Kovent r a cute couple! OH! take a picture I want to see you two! I might be able to get a pick of me!

Commented on: Tue Nov 08, 2005 @ 02:33am


	Thanks...I think. I don't have any pics of Kovent sadly. Well, pics that I should show you. >_>;; I have this one pic where you can't see my face...o, and my homecoming pic. I'm all semi-formal and stuff. xP

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Commented on: Wed Nov 09, 2005 @ 04:00am


	oh... Let me see grabs for picture

Commented on: Thu Nov 10, 2005 @ 04:15am


	@Sticky: I guess I'll put some up in my journal one day. >_>;;

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Commented on: Fri Nov 11, 2005 @ 10:30pm


	Yay! heart tell me when and I haven't seen your homcomming pictures yet gonk

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