The Amazing Hiking Adventure To The Solitary Tree Across The Great Planes Of Jordania, Scratch That, New Jordania....But With A Twist Of Imaginary Genius
Written by: Fen Correa & Jordan McGee
On their way to the Solitary Tree Across The Great Planes Of Jordania, Scratch That, New Jordania, Jordan The Wanderer and his fellow adventurer Fen Cameraman Jones faced many creatures unknown to human eyes. Among those fierced beasts were the One-Eyed Hydra to whom they slicked its neck with a long rusty battle axe. Another of these fierce creatures were the Giant Explosive Penguins From Hell and the mutated crocodiles.
When they arrived to the Solitary Tree Across The Great Planes Of Jordania,
Scratch That, New Jordania, Jordan The Wanderer and his fellow
adventurer Fen Cameraman Jones started having a picnick. Yes a picnick, with a basket and everything. They started eating apples from Hell, something that they didn't know. A man dressed as Yogi came and stole their picnick basket and they just ran, cause they were too stupid to realize that it was a man dressed up.
They kept running and running and running and they arrived to the middle of a forest where they saw the doors to the holiday towns from Nightmare Before Christmas. They went in to Halloween Town where they started dancing some random s**t to a tune sang by the folks of Halloween Town. Michael Jackson was seen dancing to his Thriller song, but Oogie Boogie came and danced to his tunes. Out of nowhere Wonderboy came with his bronze sword and sliced Oogie Boogie. Everybody started dancing and high fiving each other not to mention drinking beer.
The next day....Jordan The Wanderer and Fen Cameraman Jones awoke at the Solitary Tree Across The Great Planes Of Jordania, Scratch That, New Jordania with no memory what so ever of such an adventure...
4/feb/2009
-FCG & JRM
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