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Valentines Day Fun :3
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"How I long to hear your cold song again. What was it called? Ah yes, Oh Canada. How your gentle voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded dragon. Such depression! Let us join together and skate in unison, your fuzzy song carrying our hearts to deadly heights."
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"Please, my beloved, come with me on a silky journey to the deepest gift of my stomache. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in Atlantis and dance with me across the undulating sin? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and linger like dreaming stars?"
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"How I long to hear your Fluffy song again. What was it called? Ah yes, Poker Face. How your Squishy voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded Duck. Such Silly! Let us join together and Poking in unison, your Sushi-like song carrying our hearts to Hateful heights."
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"You and I are just two hurtful people trying to make it in this squishy world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of Poking People in the past, and I know you've dabbled in avaritia , but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our chubby love. Without you, I'm nothing but a carrot-like Panda."
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"You know how the song goes: "grey men say only staplers rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your happyfully embrace. Now I know how meh felt when the guns first parted to reveal Skwebel silhouetted against a purpley sky. It was cynically at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, killing tomorrow until you get here."
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"You and I are just two suculent people trying to make it in this round world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of betairal in the past, and I know you've dabbled in homocide, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our pink love. Without you, I'm nothing but a course frog."
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"I cannot begin to describe how patiently my fingertips burns for you. As I write this, I'm poking in my doorbell, unable to contain my squishing desire. Please, accept my pudding embrace and know that you're truly the dragon orange of my eye."
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"Please, my beloved, come with me on a big journey to the deepest potholder of my terachya. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in New York and dance with me across the undulating tree? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and sing like thinking POPTARTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?"
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"You know how the song goes: "fat men say only poops rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your wild embrace. Now I know how Spiderman felt when the demonic anklets first parted to reveal Batman silhouetted against a elemental sky. It was depressing at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, cutting pathetically until you get here."
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"Please, my beloved, come with me on a fat journey to the deepest poop of my spleen. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in Toronto and dance with me across the undulating hermes moon? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and cut like sneering castles?"
 LosT BunniZ · Fri Feb 13, 2009 @ 10:36pm · 0 Comments |
